When you’re drinking Cristal 1996 on your 200ft yacht while throwing licked lobsters at the surrounding presents in their small daycruisers
When you’re drinking Cristal 1996 on your 200ft yacht while throwing licked lobsters at the surrounding presents in their small daycruisers.. #dirtyrikter
Dirty rikter
When you fuck a french child in a yard while their parents watch you. They have to watch while shoving dildos up their ass, otherwise its a dirty doomen.
Damn i went to france and did a dirty drunksaz
When you fuck your cousin and ur sister in a 1977 impala and down a whole bottle of motor fuel down both females vaginal entries and snorkel the fuel out with half a straw and the right side of your tongue.
"Heh.. hey cletus what did u think of dirty arkansas I pulled on missy last night."
Take the 5 taxonomy behavior functions right up your own ass until you realize your mind doesnt exist and you only a having a moral problem withyou contingency
Hey I dont get that i have to make a dirty ribes to get it.
When you collect your used toilet paper for 2 weeks and then cover yourself in them like postit notes and have sex with a partner (normally male)
Jerfy: I spent weeks collecting my pile of toilet paper!!
Meghan: Wow, are you doing a Dirty Jerfy tonight?
When you empty a milo tin, leave a steaming turd at the bottom then refill the tin with milo.
I just gave the milo tin a dirty John. Can’t for the lads to enjoy their ‘hot chocolate’.