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Sex from a man not as often as you like or when he wants it, but not when you want it.
He wanted pussy last week and he got it. You want dick now and he can't "guarantee" it. - Sometiming Dick
Someone or something that has little to offer. “ What the fuck? Look at that broke dick with that hot girl” or “ that restaurant is so broke dick. The food sucks and it’s full of dudes”
“What the fuck? Look at that broke dick with that hot girl” or “ that restaurant is so broke dick. The food sucks and it’s full of dudes”
what you call your dick if you have had more then 5 woman in a years time that have gone through a divorce/breakup
My friend said I have a divorce dick, after I had sex with a milf that just went through a hard divorce
The penis of a failed musician that is covered in a half an inch of bees wax.
Girl 1: "did u hear anita got back together with glen?"
Girl 2: "no way she told me glen has a micro liver dick"
Also known as PDS. Prominent dick syndrome is a condition in which an individual as a rather prominent dick.
Doctor: I have good and bad news. You have cancer. Also prominent dick syndrome.
Patient: Worth it.
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I'm jeleous of diego's dick
A play off of the word ridiculous; A moment of complete shock as a result of another person's moment of complete douche-baggery.
Guy 1 "Dude did you see Alex take a shit on that guy's car?"
Guy 2 "Yeah man that was so Ri-dick"