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1: Something that looks shiny and great on the outside but on the inside is rotten or trashy.
2: Anything that pumps itself up to be substantially better than it lets on. IE: America appears wealthy due to extreme borrowing from other nations yet is a nation full of ghettos and slums.
3: Obnoxiously rude and known to be insubstantial. When Americans travel they shit all over everything claiming America is better and don't tip. Usually bringing ill repute to the rest of the western world by proxy.
4: Anything America/American is known to be all flash and no payoff mostly hype and usually rude or obnoxious, degrading or demeaning to anyone else.
"Hey, isn't that Felicia sexy?"
"Oh no bro, she's totally American..."
"Oh... gross."
"Hey is Josh as good of a quarterback as he says he is?"
"No, that reputation is very American."
"Everything Katy does is so fucking American."
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The sad fact that America is taking over the world, but we'll stop em!! I guarentee it!!! They can't take over Australia!!!
"Look, it's a pontiac monaro!"
(note that a Manaro is an australian car, a shitty one at that, but NOT a pontiac)
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1. A language spoken in the United stated, derived from English that developed through the usage of various regional terms such as:
a. Main street USA: rock-n-roll, slurpee, bud(weiser), dude, dudett, disco-sucks, bro, broski, brodenski, christian values, french benefits, Fox News, intelligent design, black conservative, Tea Party, progressive politics, white-collar trash, hanging chad, the 'facts', coke (the drug), coke, jazzy, nigger, picnic def. 9 UD, white trash, pedophile, restraint, a moment of quiet reflection.
b. Irreducible hillbilly talk: yeller, tard, har, rooaaad, shine, white-lightnin, white-paar, git‘er-dun, fried hog, fried butta, hang 'em, ignernt.
c. The ghetto: wat-up homie, don't make me bone you ho, partay, playa, po-po, 5-O, chronic, crack, cracker, crack-pipe, crack-ho, pimpin ain't easy, breastesies, juice (aka kool-aide).
d. East LA: taco, burrito, fuck-it holmes, low-rider, manana, puto, no-speek-english, tamale, la migra, get in the back foo!, Santana, restraining order, I ain't Puerto Rican S.A., whats-up cellie.
e. New York City: cabbie, fo-get-about-it, you gonna eat that, soup-nazi, Coco, Trump, fuck-you-honky, no... fuck-you-nigger, I'm Puerto Rican foo!, pizza, yo.
f. San Francisco: gay, straight, queer, Cher, Rice-A-Roni, kazillion, drag-queen, I'm Puerto Rican silly.
2. The people that speak american.
3. A product or technology developed expressing the values of the american people.
Usage:
1. Jimbo: "Those messacans outta lern 'american' before they let 'em thru that fence.
Jefferson: "That may be Jimbo, but it don't take much to pick tamaydahs, after a good wollupin'"
Jimbo: "Still... lernin 'american' outta be a law, like lernin the pledge or prayin in school."
2. While the yank toured Europe he insisted on being called an American.
3. Jimbo: "This here's american son, you wont find this quality in a Jap bike. Now pass me that wrench, will ya boy."
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1) A resident of the American continents.
2) Connotation of someone from the United States.
A stereotypical American unlike me, is overweight not very intellectual and hated because of a stuck up attitude.
We do not see the appeal in using words such as: yank, bigot, and football (soccer). A stereotypical American believes that America in everyway is superior to any other country.
1) Someone from Brazil is American.
2) An American is to the world as New Jersey is to America.
For an example of a stereotypical American watch the show Diner's, Drive-In's, & Dives.
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British person who fails to meet standards.
I swear that all these people who say they are British are actually American
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A person from from the United States because ppl from canada are canadians, ppl from mexico are mexicans and so on and so forth. A country that freed itself from the British with only the French for support, and fended them off again in 1812. We currently are the custodians of the Dollar, a universal currency that is legal tender in 94 countries and the European Union. Has the best, non-pussy form of football instead of futbol with foot fairies prancing around the field. Invented the bifocal, lightbulb, car, airplane, nuclear submarine, nuke, ICBM, Gatling Gun, Stealth Bomber, and the Bourbon. God bless America and God F*ck the Jersey Shore.
Brit: Blimey! Look at the Americans wounded and killed in WWII, we owe them a debt of gratitude for bailing our arses out!
Nazi: The Americans blew up my house, killed our leadership and nuked our little Jap friends. We'd better surrender to them before the demonic, satanist, communists come and eat our babies and rape our children, beat baby seals, fund global terrorism, and give puppies to a Korean restaurant.
Brit: Bloody good idea chap! Im gonna go give my 4 year old a beer.
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