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A by-product produced by mostly old people who wear diapers, as well as babies. The shit biscuit is formed when they shit themselves, but doesn't clean up or get changed right away. Over time, the turd is flattened out (from sitting on it) and eventually hardens into a dried out biscuit or cookie-like turd.
"I went to the nursing home today to see grandpa, and I think he had been making a batch of shit biscuits."
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When a group of sexually deprived men put a biscuit on the floor, stand in a circle around said biscuit, turn off the lights, and simultaneously start masturbating. The game can only be started when everyone's dick is flaccid. The last person to ejaculate on the biscuit has to eat said biscuit. All players must ejaculate. This game is usually played in remote locations such as hunting cabins, ice fishing huts, YMCA locker rooms, The Oval Office, the entire state of West Virginia, Harry Potter Conventions or other L.A.R.P.ing events, W.O.W. Tournaments, and middle aged men's mother's basements. In Canada this event is only surpassed in popularity by curling.
When Jethro went on his first Ice Fishing trip to Saskatoon with Cleetus and his friends he was introduced to the past time of Wet Biscuit . Jethro was surprised with how warm the biscuit was after sitting on the ice for so long.
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A very foul fart that was perfectly timed, just as a banking deposit is made at the drive up window.
The most tasteless version of this involves driving a nasty fart into the deposit canister before sending it to the teller.
"I opened an account at the bank where my ex-wife works just so I can grace her with the occasional bank biscuit".
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The opposite of muffin top. Someone whose butt cheeks hang belong the bottom of their shorts.
"The biscuit bottom on that chick made me lose my appetite!"
When an elderly man lets somebody suck on his balls.
My grandpa gave Jenna crusty biscuits.
when a person performing oral sex on another from behind puts their nose in the anus
Hey hon you got some "stuff" on your nose ugh....you were clearly sniffing my biscuit.
Bro Bro you were all up in that sniffing her biscuit and what not.
Man your a dam biscuit sniffer!
Hey, Hey I jumped on that and got so in to it I started sniffing the biscuit.
The term given to a person that only has one trait to them; the trait of niceness. They're nice and that's it. Nothing more, nothing less, nothing special about them at all. They're just... nice. Like, y'know, Michael from down the road! You know Michael! He's... nice!
Hey remember -insert name here- from High school all those years ago?
Hardly, they were such a wafer biscuit.
Yeah they were nice and that's... that's about it.