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Mongolian Clusterfuck

A military tactic used by the Golden Horde (i.e. Genghis Khan and his descendents), in which an army invades an outnumbered force and overpowers them, but doesn't kill many of them; instead, the conquerors rape and otherwise humiliate the conquered, then leave.

I can't walk to school anymore without worrying about a bunch of punks giving me the ol' Mongolian clusterfuck.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

69๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


mongolian clusterfuck

A sexual act involving a toilet brush, rubber gloves and various people, it requires athletic flexibility, and extreme stamina

I got stuck in a mongolian clusterfuck last night, bog brush tickled my ribs

by shineon January 30, 2008

96๐Ÿ‘ 95๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clusterfuck

The combination of things one loves.

Guy 1: Dude! they took an ipod and a book and mashed it together!

Guy 2: What a clusterfuck!

by Empire Ants February 17, 2011

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clusterfuck

one who needs the solidarity from a centain group - usually the group consists of other clusterfuck types all feeding from one another.

"oh shit! those delta kappa phi guys just overran the bar. what a bunch of clusterfucks"

by erikwh August 18, 2004

4๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


clusterfuck

When there is a group of people (a group of friends, usually) and some form of drama causes a member of the group to be alienated. Usually this person doesn't have any other friends to turn to, so now, he's essentially friendless because of drama.

The most common form of clusterfucking occurs when you have a group of friends where two of them are dating, but they break up, causing everyone in the group to hate one of the people who broke up.

Man, I've gotta get new friends so I can prevent myself getting clusterfucked.

by Eat My Teats May 5, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clusterfuck

A diamond cluster ring, with these economic times are considered clusterfucks because the small stones they put in these rings are worthless, yet they charge outrageous prices.

You bought me a clusterfuck

by 2tontone May 11, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


a calamity of a clusterfuck

When the issue at hand is of such great magnitude and awe the only way to explain is by having an a and two magnitive descriptive words.

At work seven managers were fired because they were embezelling funds, all day the atmosphere was a calamity of a clusterfuck!

by kimmiesthougthsat2:14 July 9, 2013