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An orange marsupial that said "Woah."
RIP in pepperoni, Crash Bandicoot.
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To really screw up one's life by making bad choices often accompanied by substance abuse.
"Dude, if you don't stop doing crack you're going to crash and burn."
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A handshake in which a person reaches out for a handshake with someone they had just met but quickly fakes him/her out and goes for a hug but then again fakes him/her out by stretching his/her arms out in what appears to be a falling airplane position and quickly grabbing/fingering his/her balls/pussy.
Hence the "crash landing".
Joe: Yo dan why does it look like you've just seen your grandma getting fucked in the ass?
Dan: dude some guy just went to shake my hand and hug me at the same time, but instead he grabbed my fuckin sack!!
Joe: HAAA! sounds like you just got a crash landing!
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when a couple is doing it doggystyle and right ass the guy gets ready to "take off" he pulls the girls arms out from underneath her as her head hits the sheets, the guy releases his "landing gear" and goes on his way!
As we were reaching take off i quickly yanked her arms out from underneath her to perform a text book plane crash!!!
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To take a little more aggressive hands-on approach to something and often used sexually. And it is used in both heterosexual and homosexual communities but it is most often found or used in homosexual.
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White Crash: Refers to the sadly memorable couple, Tareq and Michaele Salahi, who attended the White House state dinner uninvited.
Tareq and Michaele Salahi: 'We are so devastated by all of you calling as crashers. Shame on you! We are not white trash nor white crash'
(shame on them)
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