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a liberal democracy in which the politicians and bureaucrats behave like chimpanzees on LSD. they throw shit at their peers, and eat food that they know they have stolen but will receive no consequences due to them being "StAtE OfFiCiAlS".
the congress of this democracy seemingly cannot function without pork barrel politics. the congress doubles as a retirement home and mental asylum, or sometimes a massive sex offender registry.
this democracy will last only until a war breaks out, and will go back to a normal democratic system but fade slowly into late stage democracy once more.
common late stage democracies include but aren't limited to; the united states, the united kingdom, canada, and hungary.
"OMG DRUMP IS GONNA DESTROY OUR DEMOCRACY"
"we will always be a democracy, a late stage democracy."
Oh no! The voters chose Trump as their president! This is a threat to Democracy!
Something that seems reasonable to people at the left side of the intelligence bell curve but eternally frustrating people on the right.
"Did you see the new episode of big brother?" "No. Sorry, I don't have the patience for democracy."
Democracy is a government of the people, by the people and for the people.
But the people retreads
After a vote we decide to rape you in the name of democracy
Often touted as power in the hands of the people but is actually a euphemism for power in the hands of the morons.
Most people who participate in democracy have below a 100 IQ.
Revised definition for 2020: A form of governance in which only Republicans are allowed to win.
Trump lost by 7 million votes, filed over 50 lawsuits and lost all of them, and was rejected by the Supreme Court twice. This is NOT DEMOCRACY!!!
Republic is better than a Joe frickin Biden who doesn't give a shat about America and raises gas prices while he forgets his name so many times. Even Kim Jong Un is better at ruling.
Person 1: What is a Democracy? Person 2: Constant suffering of gas prices and donating too much money to Ukraine.