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When you have a personality crush on a friend, but are not physically attracted to them.
I love talking to you. You give me an emotional erection.
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The moment during a drunken sexual encounter, where, depending upon your state of arousal, your member is either going to achieve full-staff or shrivel back to the size of a black hole singularity.
I tried to nail my wife last night, but was so shit-faced drunk I only made it to the erect horizon and then passed out.
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When you have a large problem, and you're stuck because you cannot figure out the answer. In which case the only thing to do is think about or preoccupy yourself with something else, and let your brain erection go limp so that you can go back to the problem in a fresh state of mind.
You: I've been working for hours and can't figure out this homework! It's too difficult, why would they give us something that's impossible to learn?
Friend: Dude chill out you just have a massive brain erection. It needs to go limp, just go play with your pet squirrel for a bit.
(Later)
You: Hey this homework makes sense now!
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Describing a person who is overly excited about school.
John is so into his Sociology class it makes me sick. He has a major education erection.
Joe got his grades back and he couldn't hide his education erection over how well he did.
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When some dude pops a woody and someone else notices his rock hard yogurt cannon then said first party must identify the underlying cause of his unnaturally erect wang. This is the "erection direction".
Most people signify the erection direction, or ED, with a subtle finger. If you're feeling bold use your meat steak to point.
Woah...Isaac. You have a massive hard on right now. Wheres the ED?
Yeah the erection direction is right over there. *points at Mariah*
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1. The result of being a little too fond of politics...
2. An erection created by the people, for the people
3. Any prick who argues politics and tries to recruit people to join the party
democratic erection, erection, democrat, politics, voting, politicians
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Having hard poop slowly come out of your anus and gradually get bigger until it is too heavy for your anus to hold.
Jonny had a huge poop-erection after eating 3 banana's.
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