Jolly Rancher

Another word for 'Eye Candy' for an average Joe type of guy

Did you see Jolly Rancher walk by the other day? He's looked so hot in those jeans!

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Jolly Balls

1. A Sack full of fun
2. The opposite of blue balls

Bobby: "how was your day, man?"
Mark: "Awesome, I sat on chatroullete and jacked it all day."
Bobby: "Wow! You must have jolly balls bro"

Bobby: "What are you doing tonight?"
Mark: "Its Sunday I'm playing with my jolly balls!"

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Jolly Good

Very british term used to describe a an absolutely excellent posh wank.

Herbert: 'Guess what I did last night, Humphrey'
Humphrey: 'I don't know Herbert, what did you do last night?'
Herbert: 'I had a posh wank last night'
Humphrey: 'Did you really, how was it?'
Herbert: Jolly Good thanks

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jolly bear

when having sexual intercourse from the rear when you are about to cum you put your hand over her mouth and bear hug her till she passes out.

"oh man i totally jolly beared your sister last night"

*punch*

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jolly job

Fellatio performed while the fellator eats a jolly rancher.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a jolly job.

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jolly roger

A dumbass who created the book known as The Anarchist's Cookbook. This book has led to many deaths and body parts exploded off a person's body who was stupid enough to follow the directions to create pyrotechnic explosives that were completely unstable.

1 2.. freddy's comin' for you.. 3-4 lock the door. 5-6 pick up stix.. holy shit that lightbulb trick worked!!!

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Luke Jolly

a person who smells REALLY bad, always telling other people they smell when actually, he's just got his head too close to his ass.

Luke Jolly: "guess what?"
other person: "what? :)"
Luke Jolly: "you smell :P"

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