Cookbook

Any book that contains directions on how to make or "cook" a variety of substances, be it legal or not.

EX 1a: Hey John, where did you get that awesome salmon recipe?
EX 1b: I found it in this chef's cookbook.

EX 2a: How do I make the stock solution for a Nessler's reagent?
EX 2b: I dunno, check the cookbook.

EX 3: The local drug dealer was arrested and on the scene officers found a cookbook with instructions on how to make various narcotics.

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Cookbook

A book brought over by the aliens to Earth. Originally treated as if it were to help man and when the title was discovered to be "To Serve Man". When later translated it was discovered to be a cookbook. These events only happened after we put our full trust into the aliens.

Juliet: "Mr. Chambers, NO! Don't get on that ship, the book, i translated it. Its... Its a cookbook!"

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Cookbook

Any book with a female author.

"What do you call a book written by a woman? A cookbook! lol"

"Haha that's funny"

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cookbook

A slang term for vagina often used in hip-hop music.

I'll bring the whip whoop, you bring your cookbook
And I'll fix that stuff up, everything will look good

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CookBook

Woman’s bible

that female forgot to bring her bible to work today #kicthenslave CookBook

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Anarchist Cookbook

Book that includes compilations of ways to make bombs, explosives, acids, and other destructive things with simple household products. Also teaches the reader how to perform frauds and other theiveries. Controversial material but allowed to be publicized but not comitted.

I learned that you could get high off banana peels thanks to the Anarchist Cookbook.

You can learn how to make shotgun shells explosive in the Anarchist Cookbook, they can blow whole fingers off!

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Cookbook Homicide

The appropriate response when someone asks who your favorite Spotify artist is.

Joe: Who's your favorite music artist?
Anyone: Cookbook Homicide