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1. When your licking a male/female anus and they pass gas. The reason for the name is when you lick an arse it is known that you are tossing the salad. However because Kebabs are 2% faecal matter, it is also a well known fact that when you pass gas you pass faecal matter. Hence the name SALAD KEBAB.
2. A kebab made of salad
This chick was frisky so i gave her a salad kebab.
Jack gave Dianne a salad kebab for her birthday
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Pulling a fat slapper after last orders and doing it up a back alley (in all senses of the word)
I was so drunk last night I'd only realised I'd had a kebab by the stains on my shoe
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When a penis enters an arsehole or vagina, or infact any orifice on someone elses body, the person on the other end of the guys penis becomes a cock kebab, be the person male, female or other. This is because that person has become impaled upon said penis, therefore resembling a kebab on a skewer at a BBQ.
Kizza: I reckon you invited Mike over and got him drunk because you wanted to get laid, but got cold feet.
Georgie: Wait, you think I invited Mike over, got him drunk for a shag, then decided no, I didn't want to become a cock kebab and backed out?
Kizza: Yeah. Like the term cock kebab by the way :D
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a kebab comprising sheeps eyes and sheeps testicles. these are placed alternately on the skewer and cooked for about 5 minutes. it is important to start and finish with an eye.
punter: "have you got plenty of oyster kebabs?"
ali: "over two hundred, my friend"
punter, running away: "well you shouldn't have cooked so many, MY FRIEND."
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The act of two or more young males double/triple/quadruple penetrating the same vagina in unison with each other
"Do you nice young boys fancy stuffing me up the flume?"
"Too right love, me and the lads here will give you a Wigan Kebab!"
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When you are sick but you go to the doctor in Turkey instead of going to the doctor in your home country
Bruh I think I have the kebab disease finna go to Turkey
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