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allan mercedes is a very cocky, good looking, tall and bipolar boy who goes around to anyone and everyone. what was that future? oh yeah and he belongs to the streets ! if you meet an allan RUN only good allans are spelled allen. i warned you also never date someone with two first names UNtrustable!!!!!!
allan mercedes slept with you too?! OMG
The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.
Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."
<.7.9.7.6.>Alex Mercedes Vas A Matar Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez<.7.9.7.6.>
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The most reliable car ever. You can't argue against that, it is fact. It is also quite slow. The hood badges were stolen often in the 80s.
Yeah, my Mercedes 240d hit 1,000,000 miles yesterday. Still runs great though!
The rich person's Camry. One of Mercedes' most popular models in the US, the E-class is one of the best selling European cars on the market. Everyone from doctors to lawyers has one, and it isn't uncommon to see at least fifteen or twenty in the parking lot of an upscale mall or restaurant. More often than not, they're leased by men having a midlife crisis, and accompany a Lexus RX in the garage. Bonus points if said E-class is parked in the middle of a mall around November/December with a big red bow on the roof.
Since Andrew's wife divorced him, he bought himself a Mercedes-Benz E-Class.
A term used on Mercedes owners who stole your partner/is your partner's sugar daddy
Takumi Fujiwara: Good luck with the Mercedes guy.
I take a chauffeur driven Mercedes to work every morning.