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When you take it upon yourself to tell people how to park or shun someone’s parking or take it upon yourself to call out someone parking in a handicapped spot not knowing their condition
Dan used his wife’s handicap placard to go into the store. an armchair meter maid cussed him out for parking there.
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the measurement of "badness"
A.K.A the scale of rating a certain individual's bad level. (bad in the form of an extremely sexy/ appealing quality) =
some random bitch: "Omg!!! Tyler scored a 98 on the bad-o-meter"
Rebecca: "wow...i'm so lucky, thats HOTT as hell"
What a particular female looks like after I’ve plastered her face!
( Came on)
That girl in the blue shirt is a definite 9.1 on the plast-o-meter
Something that occurs when one is taking a poop and out of nowhere a sudden burst of diarrhea lasting for at least 10 seconds leaving the pooper tired and exhausted because of the sudden burst.
That was one hell of a hundred meter splash in the bathroom.
the device that measures the level of kinkiness in a given situation.
JT's comment about the vibrator raised the level on the kink-o-meter beyond the limits of safety.
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A fictious device used to measure your personally interest in a given story or news.
Well that story about your car journey to work failed to move the needle on my Give-a-toss-a-meter.
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A meter rating a swamp donkey on a 1-10 scale. Relates to the 1-10 scale of the hottness meter but rates how ugly/fat these girls really are. 1 being the least ugly/fat 10 being the most ugly/fat. A 1 on the swamp donkage meter is not to be confused with a 1 on a hottness meter, as a swamp donkey is much much worse.
Damn that girls fucking nasty.
Yeah shes definitely a 10 on the swamp donkage meter.
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