go for the five

To do the bare minimum through sheer force of will.

i.e. just show up

Origin: in many University seminar classes, one gets five "participation marks" out of a possible 10 for merely attending the class.

Ben: Ugh man I hate my family and it's Thanksgiving!
Brian: So? Go for the five - eat dinner, hug your grandma, and peace out!
Ben: Yes. I will go for the five.

Wiggy Fives

A guy w/ a hair lip ordering biggy fries

Welcome to biggy burger what would you like?

Uh Wiggy Fives!"

"excuse me, what the hell are wiggy fives?"

five miler

a person who is born, grows up, goes to school, gets a job or goes to college all within a 5 mile radius of their childhood home. someone too afraid to get out of their hood to live anywhere else.

Geez can't you ever get out of this town or are you a five miler?
Why can't we go to Bridgeton. Are you a five miler ?
There is more to the world than this town you five miler.

five star

When someone smacks someone else with a lot of force on the back.

OUCH!, James gave me a five star.

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slap five

Also, high five.

Hey, little buddy, slap five!

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five oh

the police in general or a police officer, taken from the 60's police drama "Hawaii 5-0"

Ah, shit! Slow down! A five-oh set up a speed trap up ahead!

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Number Five

the cutest time travelling, spatial jumping, 13/58 year old hitman there is. savage, funny, adorable. also dates mannequins.

person 1: number five from umbrella academy? didnt he yeet an eyeball at a walll?
person 2: yes he did beech.

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