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an illegal act that an incoming penn state football player must go through in order to earn a roster spot. these acts include, but are not limited to, using and/or selling drugs, raping some drunk female, assaulting a female, dui, and so on. failure to commit an illegal act such as these ultimately results in that football player being thrown off the team.
penn state football is notorious for having the most unruly, misbehaved players. obviously they are not required to commit an illegal act to be on the team but because 93% of them have been arrested i just came up with the conclusion that
all the football players have to go through some sort of initiation.
guy 1: oh my god! isn't that our star freshman quarterback? why is he raping
that nun on top of a cop car with a bottle of bacardi in one hand and a crack
pipe in the other hand?
guy 2: hmm, must be his penn state football player initiation.
guy 1: oh ya, that's right. let's go sit on lawn chairs in front of JoePa's house and masturbate.
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C-Penn is a sub-breed of human native to Eastern Virginia. They are known for their libido and superior work ethic although they have “down” days when overworked . Favorite slogan is “you can’t hit a home run everyday” , no fear of heights and no respect for authority. You wouldn’t have to give them directions to your mothers house, chances are they have already been there. Follows every question they ask with “Ain’t it?”
Girl: What is that man doing hanging off the side of that building!?!
Boy: Oh, that’s C-Penn, he’s working on the sign, he gives zero fucks.
Girl: Wow, he really is the number one stunner, huh?
A fucker. He wants to start fights but he get his ass beat. He ugly asf and thinks he's the best but he's worst than a baby's dick. Also sucks dick at basketball
Peyton penn fucks his dog
Similar to a butterface. A woman with a nice uniform but a bad helmet.
Damn that girl’s body is tight but her face is like a minotaur. She’s a real Penn Stater.
(Pea-nee wahl-lee)
1. Meaning soft or flaccid penis limpdick limp dick
2. A floppy, badly rolled blunt.
I was hooking up with this guy last night and I left early because he had had a penne wallie.
This blunt is a penne wallie.
you can use it as a catch phrase if some one rostes you. it is the ultimate comeback.
it may also be a sort of pasta.
Bob: you mom gay
Kent: no u
Bob: *pulls out an uno switch card.
Kent: you mum Pasta Penne
An ice cream store where you go to fail calc one with 250 new friends
"I went to Penn State last weekend!"
"Oh neat--which flavor did you get?"