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an illegal act that an incoming penn state football player must go through in order to earn a roster spot. these acts include, but are not limited to, using and/or selling drugs, raping some drunk female, assaulting a female, dui, and so on. failure to commit an illegal act such as these ultimately results in that football player being thrown off the team.
penn state football is notorious for having the most unruly, misbehaved players. obviously they are not required to commit an illegal act to be on the team but because 93% of them have been arrested i just came up with the conclusion that
all the football players have to go through some sort of initiation.
guy 1: oh my god! isn't that our star freshman quarterback? why is he raping
that nun on top of a cop car with a bottle of bacardi in one hand and a crack
pipe in the other hand?
guy 2: hmm, must be his penn state football player initiation.
guy 1: oh ya, that's right. let's go sit on lawn chairs in front of JoePa's house and masturbate.
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An ice cream store where you go to fail calc one with 250 new friends
"I went to Penn State last weekend!"
"Oh neat--which flavor did you get?"
He is a hooman that is good at sleeping and will gladly sleep. He sleeps during sleep hours, and plays video games any other time of day.
you can use it as a catch phrase if some one rostes you. it is the ultimate comeback.
it may also be a sort of pasta.
Bob: you mom gay
Kent: no u
Bob: *pulls out an uno switch card.
Kent: you mum Pasta Penne
The school that wants parents to believe has everything under control. While walking the hallways, hearing racial slurs and young boys moaning is not uncommon. Do the teachers do their jobs right? Of course not! You can usually spot the difference between a PCMS student and a normal student by looking for some of these traits: Dog collars, Privileged, and curly haired homophobic males. The best part about this school is their absolutely, positively AMAZING dress code. Don’t believe me? Just ask our principal why a girl’s shoulders are arousing.
Hey aren’t you from Penn Cambria Middle School, the school who allows dog collars but not hats?
A fucker. He wants to start fights but he get his ass beat. He ugly asf and thinks he's the best but he's worst than a baby's dick. Also sucks dick at basketball
Peyton penn fucks his dog
A sexual act in which a person performs cunnilingus while in a mask of Penn Badgley, star of the hit A&E then Netflix property 'You'
Archie: Hey babe, what are you in the mood for tonight?
*she pulls out a mask of beloved social media darling Penn Badgley*
Veronica: I think I want some Penn Vadgley