Pre-ex

(noun) Relationship term used about a person soon to become a former boyfriend or girlfriend. Usually used when a break-up is (or should be) imminent.

- Is that her boyfriend or her ex?
- They haven't broken up yet, so he's her pre-ex.

pre-split

Supporters who joined the fandom BEFORE one of the OG or most important band members left. Also can be used to describe people who prefer the music before the split. For example: Panic! At Disco's pre-split albums include: A Fever You Can't Sweat Out and Pretty. Odd. before major member Ryan Ross left. However, Vices & Virtues could be included in this genre.

Casey: "So, Rachel are you post or pre-split?"

Rachel: "Pre-split wbu?"

Pre-Nog

A kid who is almost an eggnog but not near one

Boomer: Why is grandson being a Pre-Nog nowwadays

Darren: Ok Boomer

Pre-Cringe

A feeling of cringe before it even happens.

Dude I totally pre-cringed when he walked in to class today!

Pre-Sandwich

1. A food item that includes the basic fundamentals of otherwise being a sandwich but lacks the substantive component of a separated edible enclosure to meet the full definition of a sandwich, ex, a hot dog.

2. A food item that has the potentiality to become a sandwich if the edible enclosure were separated via cutting utensil.

Subway Employee: "Do you want drinks, chips, or a cookie or are you just getting the sandwich today?"

Me: "Actually, I noticed you only cut one slit in the bread, thus making it a pre-sandwich since the bread is not two separates pieces. And yes, I'll take a medium drink."

pre-grease

The act of greasing one's body passage or orifice in anticipation of what will surely be the fucking of a lifetime. This term is is rarely used in the literal sense and more often found to be describing acts done to preempt a dire consequence of inaction.

"Dude, the boss will go apeshit if we don't get those reports done for the meeting on Friday"

"Relax, I pre-greased us last week by blaming the computer, we should be good."

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pre-equity

NOUN

pre-equity, is a reactionary theory to the prevailing view point amongst many within society, who maintain that. The value and worth of an individuals life within society, must be determined and thus measured exclusively in accordance with ones economical, materialistic and productive value to society. pre-equity theory, maintains that, If the life of an individual within society, is only to be valued thus limited only to ones materialistic thus economical worth..As opposed to the principle that, life ( All ) life is by essence on its own merits priceless. Then in a materialistic stand point, the value and worth of a persons life within society must be assessed and determined based upon the prodigious sums of resources and time that which has been invested in the raising, nurturing and ultimately educating a single individual from the time of Birth until ones reaching adulthood.

Therefore, ones material value should not be assessed or determined based on any current or immediate monetary or economical standing or repute..But rather, that it should be ascertained and therefore evaluated upon a pre-equitable standing, thus established in a pass tense which was achieved over a long period of time.

Marks value and worth to society, can be determined based on the pre-equity value of all material and monetary costs that which was invested in his raising, nurturing and educating from the time of his birth to adulthood.