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Absolute proof that recording industries don't know what they're doing and that talent is not a requirement for singing.
Girl known for her hit single "Friday," which, in my opinion, has the most unoriginal lyrics ever. She sings about how it's Friday, and even reminds us that Thursday comes before Friday, Saturday comes the day after, and Sunday comes afterwards. And, of course, you can't forget the atrocious "IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY." You can't even take the song seriously without thinking, what the fuck is this shit? What's funny, though, is that the song isn't even a parody.
While she isn't completely bad (We've seen worse... probably), all I have to say is:
Your ears will bleed. Your head will explode. Don't watch the video, don't listen to the song. Save your ears. Seriously.
Boy: (To friend) Dude, after hearing this "Friday" song by Rebecca Black, I have no hope for humanity.
Friend: Ditto.
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Today i-is Friday, Friday
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
-Rebecca black's great lyrics
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A person who humans everywhere owe a lot to, thanks to her reminding us of the days of the week, and for addressing the horrible problem that many individuals face when deciding which seat to sit in in the car. Instantly recognisable for a heavily autotuned singing voice that sounds like a chipmunk.
Person 1: "So how did you go in your test?"
Person 2: "It was good, but I didn't know my days of the week."
Person 1: "Dammit, you should have used Rebecca Black!"
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a reatarded girl with an annoying song. She has a high pitched voice and sucks at singing. She needs, NAY, MUST stop singing
Who's that?
rebecca black
really?
yeah
She sounds horrible!!
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Justin Bieber's long lost sister.
Justin Bieber- Baby!!!
Rebecca Black- Friday!!!
Homer Simpson- Doh! You both suck.Big time. Doh!
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A talented singer who is the female version of Justin Bieber. Her debut single Friday, which has over 40 million views on Youtube, has propelled her to absolute stardom. She is most famous for her deep and insightful lyrics which have inspired the literary geniuses of many. For example, her profound philosophical vision can be observed through the lyrics "Yesterday is Thursday, today it is Friday... Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards." These lyrics are obviously an exploration of the ephemeral nature of human life, reflecting her inherent existentialist beliefs. However, auto-tune credit must be given to Ark Music Factory. Her friends include the 13 year old boy with a driving license, fat Usher, and the girl in pink dancing (who undoubtedly deserves her own fan base). Deservedly, her inspirational dicta "Which seat can I take?" has made itself a Trending Topic. All in all, Rebecca Black is brilliance itself.
Fred: "Rebecca Black is the new Justin Bieber."
George: "Who's Justin Bieber? Never heard of her. But Rebecca Black sure can rhyme!"
~music in the background: Gotta have my bowl/ Gotta have cereal~
Fred: "(facing an empty auditorium) fuck...."
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A disturbing creature that contributed to 87% of suicides, which coincidentally happened to listen to "Friday" on YouTube prior to their death, in the Month of March 2011.
Did you hear about John?" "Yah, Rebecca Black got him.
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