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religion

1.An idea that is good at first, until it hatches into a belief, and, from there, a plague.
2.A belief system in false deities to comfort the human who is scared of death.

Religion is a pointless comfort for death-fearing people

by Anonymous February 4, 2005

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religion

1. Creates a sense of security for man in order to deal with his own mortality by putting himself at the centre of the universe.

2. Consequences include hindering human development as well as inciting mass murder of the human population consistently throughout history.

3. Used to keep in check the inherent human bloodlust. Which gives rise to distinct class differences as the more intelligent and influential can wield it at their will (see slavery).

4. Survives by indoctrination of the population almost at birth. Stipulates that severe punishment awaits those who deviate from its principles. Ironically punishment is dished out in this life rather than the next!!

Galileo a great man in history was continually subject to brutality, because what we know now as truth undermined religious doctrine.

by Rubo January 19, 2004

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religion

A series of lies, myths, and associated bullsh*t that is used to excuse murder, violence, egotism and torture.

My religion says that everyone in your religion should die and burn in hell.
Yeah? Well MY religion says that everyone will be struck down by god if they don't follow it!
Atheist: Then how am I still alive...
SHUT UP INFIDEL!

by TheSorcerorOfCheese January 4, 2008

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religion

A mass collective delusion.

If I alone believe in an imaginary being and state it publicly I would be understandably hospitalised. If I can get ten thousand others to believe the same thing I have tax free status for ever. Religion is the kidney stone of humanity.

by digswins November 14, 2007

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religion

overrated. Religion has been presented through out history as 'the way of life' or 'the true way to be happy after life'. In reality it is a way to manipulate, govern, and generally hate others without the normally required guilt. One may be allowed to participate in one religion, as all others are wrong. If one does not believe in a certain religion, they are doomed to eternal suffering. Religion has caused wars, death, murder, violence, riots, and general chaos through out history. For a purpose which was invented by man to potentially conform the masses to their every will.

The Crusades... The huge war for the "Holy Land" because of the Christian religion

by Amanda April 27, 2006

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Religion

A method that Ancient Monarchs concocted to control a cult population of People. Where some religions are passive, many religions are very violent and disturbing, but its followers ignore those parts. I guess you can call it brain-washing, to an extent, like really, do you think that a virgin could give birth to a baby? and that Mohammad saw the angel Gabriel and it told him to go to the city of Mecca. Honestly, people need to come to their senses. Catholics take orders from a pedifile who believes he's "a servant of god" when really he's just as bad as the rest of us. Religion is bascially a passive system of having control over a population of human beings. I am not anti- religion. or Anti Jesus,or anything. I am just saying, its a little far fetched.

Watch the Movie "Angels and Demons with Tom Hanks

Or, read ANY book about the renissance, play the game Assassin's Creed, or even. Just think for yourself. It'll all make sense to you eventually.

I AM NOT ANTI RELIGION. My family members are baptized christian, and i am an observant agnostic...

by thatkidyoulovetohate41 October 10, 2011

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Religion

The formula for all known religions is as follows:

"<Insert true/feasible fact here>, therefore <Insert outrageously untrue fact here>"

Reginald likes to drink his tea with 2 teabags, therefore the Kiwi's of the sahara desert play the maracas every full moon as their religion dictates.

16 Chickens ate 10 Kilograms of chicken feed in 1 week, therefore small leprechauns live the shoes of families with 2 or more pets

The world exists, therefore God created it.

by randomartichokes June 30, 2009

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