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Twat Shaped Twat

When you're so mad at someone, all the good insults disapear from your head....and this is what you are left with!

I can't believe you did that! You are such a Twat Shaped Twat!

by MistressC February 4, 2010


The Shape Of Punk To Come

Final album released by harcore heroes Refused.
Unfortunatley,The Shape Of Punk To Come was NOT the shape of punk to come,more the shape of post-hardcore to come.
If everybody had bought Refused instead of Good Charlotte we would live in a better world right now.
Or at least the music would be better.
And I wouldn't have to listen to the all american rejects every time I turn on MTV.
In fact,if Refused had got their way,there wouldn't even BE an MTV any more.

"Holy crap,have you heard The Shape Of Punk To Come?"
"Yes. It's was so good,I was cumming out of my ears."

by bandanasarerad November 20, 2006

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gone pear-shaped

Unexpectedly gone wrong or gone awry.

"Since the plane times changed my whole holiday plans have gone pear-shaped..."

by Asynca June 29, 2004

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gone pear-shaped

UK slang (London)

To go wrong, to be victims of Murphy's Law. Often heard for the lips of actors in Brit crime flicks and cop shows Origin obscure.

"Bloody Hell it's the sweeny, it's all gone pear shaped"

by black flag June 26, 2004

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square shaped rice

hott sex with either male on female or female on female does not apply to herbs and at the end of square shaped rice you make ah-so sauce

eric kenny and phil watched courtney and taylor have square shaped rice sorry dev ;

by EPK January 20, 2008

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Pear Shaped Diamond

A Pear Shaped Diamond is either a situation gone bad or a person who has clear emotion issues normally including a alcohol dependency.

OMG! I bumped into my ex last night. It all went a bit pear shaped diamond.

OR

I bumped in to Bradley and Ashley last night. They were getting kicked out of the bar again. They are such pear shaped diamonds.

by Bashley_Uk November 16, 2009

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Crow-Shaped Tool

A meticulously carven piece of wood in the shape of a crow. Used primarily as a door stop. Its shiny new coat of chrome paint is indicative of its magical properties.

"Hey Simmons, would you mind passing the Crow-Shaped Tool over here? I would like to check out its new paint job."

by mikeohl November 16, 2007

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