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Adj. A word used to describe a gentleman obsessed with chatting to lesbians in the hope that he might one day make them love him
J: I was buying some watermelons the other day when I happened upon that rug stalker bernard, and guess what?
Q: He was chatting to a lesbian?
J: Exactly!
1. A weido / extremely uncool person who consistantly likes and comments on all or majority of your facebook photos or posts when you clearly don't want them to.
Hot Chick:
O.M.G! Today I went to the mall with my BBF, and we bought supppppperrrr cute matching shirts! Be jealous!
xXhardcoremathnerdxX likes this
xXhardcoremathnerdxX:
bring me with you next time ladiess.<33 XOXOXOX
Hot Chick: ugh omg he's such a noob stalker, gtfo!
One who obsessively checks the price of recent stock purchases, to the point of losing contact with friends and family.
Dude 1: Sorry I haven't responded to your texts. Due to gas price volatility, I just put $14k into battery stocks.
Dude 2: No problem. I was a psychology major and I recognize Stock Stalker behavior. You might want to seek professional help.
1. A non-band kid that really wants to be in band but cannot play an instrument.
2. Hangs around the band room with the band kids.
3. Believes they're good buddies with the band director, but in reality, the band director doesn't know him.
4. Shows up to band performances uninvited.
5. Tries to sit with the band at football games, but ends up getting kicked out by the band kids themselves.
Band geek 1: Dude, who invited HIM to our competition?
Band geek 2: I don't know, but he's such a band stalker.
The same as a stalker, only they make it more obvious and just follow you around. Comparable to a Siamese twin, but not physically connected.
Logan must really like you, 'cause he's acting like a Siamese Stalker!
Someone who constantly Googles her/himself and/or has web alerts set to let them know every time their name is mentioned online, to save them the multiple daily Googles of themselves.
Vladimir spent the last 4 hours Googling himself again, even though there's nothing new--what a self-stalker!
Someone who is constantly checking their academic grades, looking at them over and over.
Guy: What're you doing?
Nerd: Checking my grades.
Guy: That's like the 10th time today, you're such a grade stalker.