kitchen talk

Other people's business talked about behind closed doors that can't be said in public, but can be expressed in one's home kitchen, far from the person(s) being talked about. Usually one's opinion is expressed.

Don't talk about Jerry's affair here at work! That's kitchen talk.

talk to the hole

A perverse suggestion you might make to someone who has deeply angered you as you drop your pants, turn around and bend over, offering them an unobstructed view of your asshole.

I have a great idea: talk to the hole!

chalk talk

A talk or lesson in which the speaker uses a blackboard and chalk.

Before every game the coach gives a last minute chalk talk.

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Hitler Talk

Just like the infamous Hitler, to say something that supports making one group of people more powerful than everyone else.

Gerard: I'm just saying, gamers should take over the world!
Me: Hey slow down buddy, that's Hitler Talk

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Michael: Did Bob tell you the crazy thing he told me?
Veronica: No, what is it?
Michael: He said that all people who eat gummy bears should be put to death.
Veronica: That's some serious Hitler Talk.

small talk

A bullshit social ritual where people decide to talk about the weather and how they're doing instead of topics that are actually interesting and fun to talk about. People often resort to small talk to avoid being awkward and as a way to conform to acting normal or expected.

Small talk prevents people from talking about interesting subjects that will improve their knowledge and foresight

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Lego Talk

When building Lego with a friend and concentrating on your building more than your conversation such that the conversation is meaningless, unconventional and generally makes no sense.

John : I'm really enjoying building this Lego castle Paul.
Paul : Yeah, i guess pirates do have cool shoes..
John : Wow, that was some serious Lego Talk

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talking bollocks

To talk about something irrelevant, or incorrect.

1. "What did you get up to last night?"
"Oh, just sat round a friends house talking bollocks."

2. "I was out last night and met this bloke who told me he was once an astronaut."
"Woah, did you believe him?"
"No, he was talking bollocks".

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