Terminal Failocity

1) When someone is so full of fail they cannot possibly fail any harder.

2) An incurable case of suck deemed fatal.

Guy 1 : That skydivers chute didnt open!
Guy 2: Well he packed it himself, i guess that makes this a case of terminal failocity.

terminally skilled

I dont know what this means but my doctor says im terminally skilled, must be a compliment at my gaming skills since I beat him in mario

doctor: you are terminally skilled

terminal fat

when you're so fat its dangerous to everyone in a 10 foot radius around you

i commit to terminal fat

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Terminator 3

Best movie of Summer 2003, Arnold Kicked ass once again! And T-X is hot

Talk to the Hand

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terminally perky

the 'perfect' state of tightness of the female human body. the possessor of this, has the capability of generating others' HUGE carnal projection fantasies!!

the more imaginative can visualize themselves being 'made a mess' of. (or otherwise left for 'dead', in a 'spent' heap!!) -no loose flab flapping to distract!, only tight muscle designed for vigorous grinding of 'poison'!

streamlined for 'sport' like a "sports car" (corvette), seriously oriented for singular 'pure' tasking! -OR: as a "redneck" on a construction site once 'eloquently' and succinctly put it; "BUILT FOR FUCKING!!"

you could hear a pin drop when eve strutted by, she was terminally perky!!

shes' 'sloppy' fat now, USED to be terminally perky! -i know, i once 'sampled' her 'treasures'!!

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terminator sex

When all parties involved in sexual intercourse are wearing sunglasses, they are having terminator sex.

We fucked the whole time without taking off our shades. Absolute terminator sex.

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terminate velocity

n. applies to new or recent hires that don't seem to understand the job for which they were hired.

That new girl in Logistics hit terminate velocity last Thursday when she sorted one column of a 50,000-cell spreadsheet and saved it to the shared drive.

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