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Step-sister-sticker
(noun)A young man who is boinkin’ his stepsister.
(verb) to pound your stepsister into the mattress.
(verb) to fill every orifice of a stepsister at every available occasion.
Damn, man, you seen Tony? He's lost over 50 pounds on his new step-sister-sticker diet.
“Dude, I’m beat. I pulled off a 4 hour stepsister-sticker with Jasmin last night.”
“Man, I’d like to ask her out, but that big bastard over there is her stepsister-sticker.
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To tell the world what they should be doing and what you think by plastering your car with bumper stickers to that effect.
Jim: That "Keep Tahoe Blue" sticker is really making me wonder how to keep Tahoe blue.
Mike: Yeah, Berkeley is full of bumper sticker activism. Too bad the sticker's on a Ford Expedition, since keeping Tahoe blue involves reducing emissions.
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A fat chick who your Pig Sticker Buddy has taken off your hands so you can go after her good looking girlfriend.
OK, you go after the Sticker Pig so I can have a shot at her hot friend and I'll buy you Pizza and Beer for a week.
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The sticker in Mario Party Super Stars that is supposed to look like Yoshi saying “Whaaaat?”
But it actually looks like Yoshi is getting fucked in the ass
Person 1: “I still think Donkey Kong Hi is the best sticker in this game.”
Person 2: “Yes, but have you seen the Yoshi What sticker?”
Person 3: “Yoshi What scarred me.”
a very amusing sexual maneuver, whereby the male puts superglue on the condom, then inserts into the female, when the male is satisfied, he gently removes his dong from the condom, leaving the condum stuck to the females goodies, very hard/painful to remove for females, good for breakups
"i thought a good sendoff would be to give the bitch the pink sticker, so that she would always be ready take another one in the ass"
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An alarming condition that may soon reach epidemic status, butt sticker poop refers to a poop that, rather than fall harmlessly into the water, resists both the gravitational pull and bowel push that usually expels poop from the butt into the toilet, instead clinging to the butt hole leaving an unpleasant fecal residue that is often difficult to wipe.
While the exact causes of butt sticker poop are unknown, experts hypothesize that it could be the result of many factors including but not limited to: stressful daily routine, excessive consumption of boneless wings, low potassium levels, wild and unkempt anal hair, and underwear that doesn't fit properly.
Butt sticker poop is not thought to be contagious though it is advised you stay away from a person suffering with BSP as they may be irritable and surly until the condition passes. For those suffering with BSP doctors recommend bed rest and a lengthy post-poop shower.
Thomas: Hey Wendell, congrats on the new boneless wing consumption record.
Wendell: Thanks big T, but i don't know if it was worth it I have a mondo case of butt sticker poop.
Thomas: Holy Toledo! BSP is never fun, you better hit the showers
When you're taking a chick from behind and you take a shit in your hand and plant it on her ass
Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Head gave that girl a birmingham bumper sticker last night?"
Guy 2: "Wasn't she still in highschool?"
Guy 3: "Head is a sick fuck."
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