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Total Chad

ur typical alpha male buthr doesn't give a fuck. He's the guy that doesn't simp yet he gets all the attention from girls. A total Chad doesn't look for your approval and he's a man that goes his own way.

Girl 1: "why doesn't he give me attention?! I gave myself to him! I'm sure I can change him!"
Girl 2: "ugh I hate bad boys! He needs to show you more respect"
Simp: "yes girl, I'll always treat you right and I'll never be like HIM"
MGTOW boys: "lol, bro is just a Total Chad, respect"

by countchokcula May 8, 2021

18πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


totally dominate

to eat with gusto. Total domination is apparently performed by groups of hippies sitting around a campfire when a pot of stew is offered. Undoubtedly, the urge to totally dominate a stew is caused by the munchies after totally dominating a blunt or five.

Oh man, we've been, like, totally dominating that stew you guys gave us.

Um, glad you liked it. Now please stop shining your flashlight into our tent.

by elemental June 27, 2005

19πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


total football

A football strategy that all players can play interchangeable. It is usually used by Dutch coaches.

Total football is really hard to play.

by nuka_cola October 24, 2009

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Total Bitch

Often referred to as a whore or nasty slut because she has fucked your entire friend group, her refusal to even consider fucking you makes her a total bitch.

She has fucked everyone but me. What a total bitch.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

27πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Total Blowout

When a woman gives oral sex and shits her pants.

Dude! My girlfriend was giving me a blowjob when out of nowhere she shits her pants. It was a total blowout

by MGZeke June 21, 2018

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Total Slacker

1. A slacker who has the extraordinary ability to procrastinate the most simple of tasks and do a below average job on important assignments; usually a college student who is entering second year in college with the credits of a freshman

2. In china it is called a Szeto
3 .In Japan it is called a Kodama
4. When in presence of a jew it is refered to as a Kaufman

1. Phill: Hey Ryo! Have you studied for the bio test yet?
Respone: Oh shit! We have a bio test? I haven't gone to class or done any of the homework, you think I will be alright?
Phill: dude, your a total slacker
Ryo: shut the fuck up

2. Your a god damn Szeto you lazy son of a bitch!
3. Who the fuck do you think you are never doing any of your shit your a fucking Kodama! Your never going to graduate
4. God damn man! You never do any of your work! You’re a god damn kaufman!

by Phillip Kaufman June 13, 2006

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


totally limbic

The limbic system in the brain is the seat of many emotions: wildness, uninhibited sex, rage, cravings, addictions, happiness and more. It's an "older" part of the brain found in animals and humans

When the limbic system is activated, the person can turn into a real animal: hypersexual, raging, laughing, craving, just uninhibited and wild in general.

Jim was so pissed when that car T-boned him he went totally limbic and flattened the other driver.

Tina was really horny. I barely had the door closed when she went totally limbic and tried to rip my pants off.

by docsterx October 17, 2011

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž