The Troy Criss is a sexual maneuver in which one partner (traditionally the male) dresses in a degrading outfit while their lover places rubber-bands around his genitals. The outfit usually consists of a bottomless rabbit costume and bright red clown shoes. The term is thought to have originated in Ireland. The Irish people, numbed from years of heavy alcohol abuse, suffered from erectile disfunction and overall numbness. Troy Criss was the town drunk/gigolo of Cobh, Ireland. After years of heavy alcohol consumption and sexual desensitization, Criss could no longer function as a sexual man. Frustrated and lustful, Criss demanded that a woman bind his penis and testicles in twine. The woman, aghast at the request, said that she would only do it if Criss hid the top half of his body, and his disgusting feet. Word spread around Ireland, and the Troy Criss was born.
Damn, BITCH! IM TRYNA TROY CRISS TONIGHT!
A gay mf that likes bbc's sliding down his throat and colon, he often listens to Juice WRLD and that is most likely his favourite rapper( he will be a Juice WRLD dick rider) and he gets no play at all thus ending his bloodline in which his father will be upset at him for doing so.And they probably have a thick mom.
BOOKEYMAN IS A TERM USED TO DESCRIBE A PERSON NAMED TROY PHILANDER
A sexual act which involves the use of lots of oils, lubricants, and/or greases.
This can include (but not limited to):
sex lubricants, baby oil, tanning oil, vegetable oil, canola oil, bacon grease etc.
Greasy Troy: Applying any type of lubricants, oils or grease to any desired area of the body (primarily sexual organs) and performing regular, oral or anal sex.
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straight up a bunch of pussys nothing good comes out of it except heroin and fags they always get there asses destroyed in football never winning a game theres also a thin line between poor and rich
troy high we always get fucked over
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A person who disregards social norms and drinks to a high level of intoxication; Often is narcissistic, rude, belligerent and downright an asshole to anyone he/she doesnβt consider a friend. Often seeks sexual conquests and either succeeds or belittles the male/female after being declined sexual intimacy for a night.
Man did you see that dude at the party last night?
Yea, he was such a Troy Doughty.
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To pull a troy is to do something utterly stupid for no reason other than boredom or for thrills. Often results in being arrested/ punishment if caught.
shoplifting, beating up random people, and flashing senior citizens are all ways to pull a troy.
"Jeez, that dude really pulled a troy. He got caught stealing 3 cds, a knife, a pair of boxers, an xbox cable, and a jar of peanut butter. What a retard!"
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