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The school Ivy missers attend to make themselves feel better about that Cornell rejection. Convinced they attend an elite institution, Huskies overlook UW's 75% acceptance rate and mediocre admissions statistics, preferring to delude themselves into believing they attend anything more than a mediocre regional school unknown outside the Pacific Northwest.
Husky - "Yeah I go to University of Washington, the best school in a barely populated region of the country. It's basically the equivalent of Harvard."
Ivy Leaguer - "......what the fuck are you talking about?"
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University of Washington colors: "Purple" and Gold
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A Washington Monument is a turd that is two-tone and sticks up vertically, out of the water.
Dude, you might want to use the bathroom upstairs, some dick's left a Washington Monument in there.
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My Birthplace, i luv being the only black kid in this place CUZ EVRYONE IS FUCKING DOMINICAN
and everyone speaks spanish n shit so i have to go on the train so i can talk to somebody---- if there is somebaody in Wash Heights dat speaks english lemme know!!!!!
ME IN WASHINGTON HEIGHTS
Me:Can i get a plain slice
Dominican:Galo que nosotros punani controdo casa pescado limon __(my interpretation of spanish)__
Me: fuck
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The act of cutting a hole in variable grade(s) of sandpaper to be fit and worn around ones penis as a backboard during intercourse.
Matt gave the best Washington Redskin to Foofu last night, her knot must look like 99 Red Balloons!
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Washington heights is the one place that makes people beleive that all stereotyes of dominicans are correct. It is a disgrace to all other none ghetto dominicans that want to move on and prosper in life. There are a small percentage of dominicans in washington heights that arent ghetto, loud, annoying, belong to a gang, sell drugs or spent 95 percent of their time hanging out in the middle of the streets and if you are one of them. what the f*&k are you doing living there?.. I am extremely proud of being dominican and of being born and raised in new york but washington heights still makes me sick. Obviously not every single person in the heights is like this but from the thousands I've met 999 are.
1 person: really, ur from washington heights?
2person: yes.
1 person: i am surprised that ur not wearing huge hoop earings and a chain with ur name on it. Im also surprise you know how to talk like an educated person.
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the bestest state in america (except new york and california, of course). washington is the home of fantastic things such as kurt cobain and nirvana, jimi hendrix, indie and grunge rock, the postal service, (a band for all you newbs) death cab for cutie, and seattle is home to a vibrant gay community also. washington has spectacular natural beauty along with variety. we can be upscale (bill gates, nordstrom) buisnessy (starbucks, microsoft again) cool (the space needle, awesome bands) and anything in between.
"where are you from?"
"Washington state!"
"Man! You're so lucky dude!"
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