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I am mother fucking Switzerland

Switzerland is a neutral country. So when your friends get in an argument and you don't want to take sides you yell "I am Switzerland. "

"Beth tell PJ he's wrong"
Beth "I am mother fucking Switzerland"

by Really? You have to ask? April 17, 2014

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Look at all the fucks I give!

When one holds both their hands out in the formation of an empty cup and then says, "Look at all the fucks I give!"

It's used as a common form of I don't give a fuck.

Ashley Anabelle: "Tess! My body is on fire!"

Tess Marie: "Look at all the fucks I give!"

But we're just joking we love each other! <3

by Ashley Anabelle and Tess Marie January 16, 2011

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I lost the fucking baby

Something a man tells his wife when he cannot find the baby.

Man: Honey I lost the fucking baby

Wife: You didnโ€™t eat it did you? Not again!

by Mrhandsbluewaffle2girls1cup November 3, 2021

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i have a fuck in my eye

When someone rubs their eye with their middle finger as a way to covertly flip off someone else.

Sarah: Hey look it's that jerk who called you a slut yesterday!
Kat: Hang on, I think I have a fuck in my eye

by KitKat28 October 2, 2012

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wha de fuck i hearing?

in the west indies. when somebody's talking shit to you or somebody tells you something that you don't want to hear or they shouldn't have said you say " wha de fuck i hearing!? "

person one : geh form me ya sketty ras. that's why i been bulling yo lil sista.

person two : wha de fuck i hearing!? ( slaps person one )

by shy January 3, 2005

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FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS

When you have to take a piss and you have to say it out loud. It mostly is said when your having sex It interrupts a crowd and makes some fucktards laugh

Bruce: JENNA FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS JENNA FUCK OFF
Jenna: WE CANT STOP JUST FUCKING HOLD IT

by Boomfuckalacka November 17, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


you fucking nigger I will fuck your gay dad

This terms usually used by spoiled 7 year old kids when they get killed in Fortnite.

Timmy said, "you fucking nigger I will fuck your gay dad" when he got 2nd place in Fortnite.

by Memetric December 29, 2018

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