what those asshole friends say when you enjoy wrestling
you: *enjoying wrestling minding your own business*
asshole friend: you know that wrestling is fake right
you: *gets up and kills him* did that feel fake bitch
Often played by men at sports socials, the lizard wrestle or lizard fight consists of two naked men on their knees facing each other with a belt binding them at the neck. The winner must pull their opponent across a line. Gin drinking is optional but recommended.
That lizard wrestle last night was hilarious; the sound of his cock hitting his stomach rang through the corridors.
One of the greatest YouTube wrestling channels out there
27th December, the day after boxing day.
1: What day is it?
2: Wrestling day.
1: What?
2: 27th December
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An improper way to wrestle, and backyard wrestling is NOT a path to the professional wrestler.
Don't try backyard wrestling.
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When going down on a woman... when she cums, her thighs constrict around one's head, and she starts bucking wildly. You have to hang on for dear life lest your neck be snapped by the her powerful "jaws"
"Man, I was wrestling the alligator last night and now I have this crick in my neck that is killing me!"
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The act of laying in your bed or on the couch during the day before you start napping.
John: I was pillow wrestling this afternoon. The pillow won.
Jane: Sounds like you enjoyed your nap!
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