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Alt-fapping

Using the Alt-Tab combination on Windows machines to hide pornographic images or websites to avoid getting busted by your boss, parents of teacher.

oh balls, I've been alt-fapping the entire morning because my boss walked by everytime I tried watching pr0n.

by J45P31NL December 01, 2010


Alt-Reich

While the Alt-Right is primarily composed of white nationalists and supremacists who do not submit to the ideology of Nazism, all members of the Alt-Reich do. Mein Kampf is their bible.

Alt-Reich guy: Traps are gay

Alt-Right guy: What the helllllllll goy. You Alt-Reich guys are retarded.

by CaptainDonaldDick February 05, 2018


Alt Girl

A teenaged female (who most likely uses the popular social media app, TikTok), who has little or no brain function or social skills. They have a limited vocabulary, usually using words like “No ❤️“, “I-“, or “💅 AS HE SHOULD”. They only wear trendly clothes, and if you try to have a conversation with one, they will quickly respond with “I have a boyfriend”, and reject further questioning. I politely advise you to stay away from said “alt girls” because they may get you fired, doxx you (guacamole lmao), or report something “homophobic” to your school.

Guy: “Hey, did you finish the math tes-“
Alt Girl: “I have a boyfriend.”
Guy: “I just wanted to kno-“
Alt Girl: “DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND! STOP SEXUALLY HARASSING ME!!”

by ZenMaster69 October 09, 2020


Alt Tiktok

A group of fags who cannot take a joke and incessantly cancel people for either things that they said years ago or reasons that aren’t valid.

Susie: I just canceled someone for something entirely irrelevant on the Tiktok App!
John: So you’re part of Alt Tiktok?

by AltTiktokersAreFags January 06, 2021


alt-laws

Inlaws that are Trump supporters

I have to get ready for an interesting Easter dinner with the alt-laws

by briefcasehandler April 19, 2017


alt tiktok

the side of tiktok where it has actual funny content

hahah i’m so quirky i’m on alt tiktok

by sir bartholomew kuma June 08, 2020


Alt Tiktok

The sensitive and hypocritical side of tiktok. Making jokes there will get you canceled

"Hahaha gay bad"
*gets canceled by lgbt alt tiktok users that totally don't make fun of straight white people*

by Troll9082 October 31, 2020