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Alt-fapping

Using the Alt-Tab combination on Windows machines to hide pornographic images or websites to avoid getting busted by your boss, parents of teacher.

oh balls, I've been alt-fapping the entire morning because my boss walked by everytime I tried watching pr0n.

by J45P31NL December 1, 2010

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Alt-Reich

While the Alt-Right is primarily composed of white nationalists and supremacists who do not submit to the ideology of Nazism, all members of the Alt-Reich do. Mein Kampf is their bible.

Alt-Reich guy: Traps are gay

Alt-Right guy: What the helllllllll goy. You Alt-Reich guys are retarded.

by CaptainDonaldDick February 5, 2018

15πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Alt Girl

A teenaged female (who most likely uses the popular social media app, TikTok), who has little or no brain function or social skills. They have a limited vocabulary, usually using words like β€œNo β€οΈβ€œ, β€œI-β€œ, or β€œπŸ’… AS HE SHOULD”. They only wear trendly clothes, and if you try to have a conversation with one, they will quickly respond with β€œI have a boyfriend”, and reject further questioning. I politely advise you to stay away from said β€œalt girls” because they may get you fired, doxx you (guacamole lmao), or report something β€œhomophobic” to your school.

Guy: β€œHey, did you finish the math tes-β€œ
Alt Girl: β€œI have a boyfriend.”
Guy: β€œI just wanted to kno-β€œ
Alt Girl: β€œDID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND! STOP SEXUALLY HARASSING ME!!”

by ZenMaster69 October 9, 2020

291πŸ‘ 341πŸ‘Ž


Alt Tiktok

A group of fags who cannot take a joke and incessantly cancel people for either things that they said years ago or reasons that aren’t valid.

Susie: I just canceled someone for something entirely irrelevant on the Tiktok App!
John: So you’re part of Alt Tiktok?

by AltTiktokersAreFags January 6, 2021

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


alt-laws

Inlaws that are Trump supporters

I have to get ready for an interesting Easter dinner with the alt-laws

by briefcasehandler April 19, 2017

1474πŸ‘ 1866πŸ‘Ž


alt tiktok

the side of tiktok where it has actual funny content

hahah i’m so quirky i’m on alt tiktok

by sir bartholomew kuma June 8, 2020

39πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


Alt Tiktok

The sensitive and hypocritical side of tiktok. Making jokes there will get you canceled

"Hahaha gay bad"
*gets canceled by lgbt alt tiktok users that totally don't make fun of straight white people*

by Troll9082 October 31, 2020

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž