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When a person has no social media or a cell phone.
Sarah: Can I have your number?
Bob: Sorry, I don't have a cell phone. I'm socially Amish.
Sarah: Do you have Facebook?
Bob: No
When a person has no social media or a cell phone.
Sarah: Can I have your number?
Bob: Sorry, I don't have a cell phone. I'm socially Amish.
Sarah: Do you have Facebook?
Bob: No
Butt stuff during a power outage.
Dave asked since we are in a blackout why not a little Amish backboard
Person or persons that are deeply religious.(Including all religions)Though these people may own and operate technology, it is very outdated. They tend to be home schooled, homebodies and, very creepy.
Person A: "Did you hear about the family down the street? They still have Windows 95!"
Person B: "Wow. They must be Half Amish!"
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May be abbreiviated as "Amish". Something incredibly stupid that occurs to spoil an otherwise perfect situation. After an Amish custom of leaving deliberate skips in the pattern of quilts, lest a perfect design make the Almighty jealous.
When we drove to Scotland for the weekend, my forgetting to fill the tank before going about the Highlands was the Amish mistake of the outing.
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A non-sexual picture of a woman with legs exposed above the knee.
Prude: "This picture is inappropriate!"
Reasonable person: "Yeah honey, no more posting amish porn ;)"
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To stick a pickled egg in ones rectum, squawk like a chicken or other egg laying fowl, and push the egg into a partner’s open mouth.
“Hey Kyler mind if I give a girl an Amish drive-by in your barn?”
“Sure, just don’t use my good pickled eggs.”
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