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A Colbert Report fan with nothing better to do.
I'm such a Canada's History I put off finishing my econ assignment to enter this definition.
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A Twister-like, but sexually natured game in which a person attempts to insert moose antlers - lubricated with maple syrup - into several parts of ones partner's body while filling the Stanley Cup with the various resulting fluids. The more insertions a person forces upon his or her lover, the more "Avrils" (points) are accrued. The evening's winner must chug the resulting swill; otherwise that person will be deemed "hoser of all the land."
Gentleman 1: "Dude, brah. I'd give three dicks to teach that c-bomb about Canada's history."
Gentleman 2: "Toronto or Montreal rules?"
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Also known as "The Beaver" was originally any sex act which incorporated the remains of a land mammal and an organic based lubricant, however it has more recently been more specifically defined by conservative enthusiast as the act of filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup and human excrement then dipping moose antlers, dead or living though dead is more common, into the said mixture then inserting them into the anus of sexual partners while mutually performing oral sex. While generally considered "safe" it is not recommended to those under the age of 65 years old due to its unusually high mortallity rate and less common but confirmed cases of spontaneous growth of extra sex organs especially in hermaphodites.
I visited my grandmother at the nursing home the other day, she told me all about Canada's History.
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An outdoor orgy ritual involving molten-hot cheese curds, a funnel, a paddle and Anne Murray.
Are you and mom going to take in some of Canada's History in the woods this weekend?
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A depraved sexual act that is rarely talked about involving moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. May or may not involve a beaver.
She had a difficult time walking after Canada's History.
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An insane sex act invloving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup
man i tought her Canada's history last night
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A time when a once bold northern nation helped black Americans escape persecution during the Civil War. Thought to have sparked the legend of Aunt Jemima's arrival on The Underground Syrupstream.
Man, isn't it funny how people forget that Canada's History is a big part of America's History?
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