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A drink drank by black men who are trying to fit in with their white friends. It consists of an emptied out White Claw® can filled up with Colt 45®.
Cody: Yo Jamal, you need another White Claw bro?
Jamal: Yeah bro, toss it here but I need to go to the bathroom real quick.
Jamal (in a hushed tone): Yo Tyrese, where'd you hide the Colt at? I need to make me a Black Claw.
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The process of taking ones thumb and middle finger and pressing them extreamly hard on ones arm flab while yelling CRABBY CLAW! This usually results in extream pain to the person you are doing it too.
I crabby clawed the shit out of nick yesterday.
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Deformed hand used primarily for wanking. Can be used in many jokes.
Damian: What is happening over there
Thomas Kiely: Nothing, im just itchy
Everyone: No, He's masterbating
Louis: Wanking Claw!
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the method of wanking, unlike the ordinary way, it is where the hand is in the shape of a claw and it moves up and down which can give pleasure.
person 1: im gonna have a wank
person 2: have a carey claw instead, its better
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-Noun
Also known as "Monster Paws."
1.) A term coined by singer Lady GaGa after the release of her song, "Bad Romance," in which she demonstrates a Michael Jackson a la "Thriller" hand motion. It is formed by spacing the fingers apart and contorting them, as if mocking the claw of an animal, or - more fittingly - a monster.
2.) A hand sign often displayed at Lady GaGa concerts by fans in which they mirror the aforementioned action.
1.) GaGa flashes her Monster Claws when she hangs up on Beyonce in the music video for "Telephone."
2.) When she was live in Chicago, GaGa yelled at the crowd to "get those claws up, monsters! I wanna see your monster claws!"
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A deformed hand, caused by a near endless amount of masturbation. All that wanking causes the subjects hand to shape into a claw-like entity that forms perfectly around penis shaped objects.
John: Eh Wayne, you holdin' an invisible water bottle?
Wayne: Nay John, thats my wanking claw.
John: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thats knarly gross!
Wayne: Aye, I was up till 8 this morning tryin to pitch one off.
John: Yikes.... well from the looks of that claw you've got one awful small wee-wee.
Wayne: (sighs)Aye... well I'm off to the loo.
John: To do what?
Wayne: (holding claw) What do you think?
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The act of a man making a 'C' shape with his hand and inserting his thumb in a woman's anus while having sex with her from behind. Often times, the man will move his thumb in and out by flicking his wrist; similar to throttling a motorbike.
"I was porking this bitch last night, you should have been there!!!" - Chris-------"No shit, really?!?!!? Did you throw in a C-Claw?"-Vin
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