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When you place the handle of
a maracas in a Brazilian woman's anus so when she shakes her hips you hear the shakers
Shakira came by the house and played her brazilian maracan cornhole last night , and her hips didn't lie.
When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)
Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.
Big Easy: Go ahead...
Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.
Big Easy: Donkey Boner
Action derived from the recreational game of the same name where individuals attempt to out wit each other with subsequent puns or corny jokes.
Me: This girl I met on Tinder and I got into an intense match of cornhole while texting earlier.
Friend: The game would have ended sooner had you all not been texting at the same time...
It’s where one piece of corn sticks it’s dick in another piece of corns asshole. Making it the “Cornhole!
Corn: 1:so what you do last night bro?
Corn 2: gave my girl the cornhole
Corn 1: wow you struck lucky man!
Corn 2: I know ;)
Having a girl you're fucking spread her pussy so you can jack off and try to shoot it into her vagina
I cornhole her all night! She kept yelling my scores, all tens!
"After the perpetrator killed this guy, he rolled him over and cornholed him about 30 to 40 times...see that? That's a posthumous, multiple cornhole entry wound."
Where the corn goes after you ear the corn, Josh.
We are so gonna cornhole this fake-ass church.
Let the cornholing begin!