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Truly the Rodney Dangerfield on RPGS. It gets no respect.
But for those in the know, it's the other long-running JRPG series that is better than Final Fantasy.
With only 9 games in the series. Despite having started in 1986!
If you don't like Dragon Quest, I don't want to know you!
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An adult toy company based in Phoenix, Arizona, that specializes in making fantasy sex toys. Very popular in the furry community. Very well-known as the main (if not only) company that makes dragon dildos, Bad-Dragon has plenty of other toys to offer, with a wide range of penetrative toys that include the genitalia of various creatures (Gryphons, werewolves, horses, and fusions like a wolfdragon) as well as fleshlights shaped for similar creatures, such as horses, dragonesses, deer, and more. They also make more unique toys, such as sheathes and they make packers for transgender clients who just want a dragon dick.
The company also sells accessories, such as lubricant that looks very similar to semen, condoms, and accessories with the brand's name. To further add to the company's uniqueness, one feature that can be included on penetrative toys is a tube to put cum lube into, as to mimic the sensation of someone cumming inside.
The brand does pride themselves on quality, and do sell slightly damaged toys at a discount in the "flops" section of their adoption page. A custom order can take up to six weeks to manufacture and deliver, but many clients claim it's well-worth the wait. It is suggested to start small with bad-dragon toys, as often times their small size is any other company's large.
I never thought I would be ordering a dragon's tongue dildo from Bad-Dragon, but here we are.
Bad-Dragon doesn't just sell dragon dildos! They have plenty of other toys for a vide variety of people!
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When your partner has COVid19 and you still want some sex. In order to stay CDC compliant you 69 with your partner. This has been found by The World Health Organization to actually give immunity to the non infected partner. As a result of this find Fauci is now advising Spicy Dragon to all.
My wife got COVid so I had no choice but to Spicy Dragon.
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When you drink a fizzy drink so fast that you cant hold the bubbles in anymore. They exit through the nose and leaving a path of burning destruction behind them. Often leaving the drinker with singed nasal hair and watering eyes.
Tom: You shouldn't drink that coke so fast, you will dragon burp!
sam: Nahh i'll be fine man!
*BURP*
Tom: Holy fuck I think some fire came out!
Sam: Oh shit, It burns!
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A large lizard that lives in Indonesia's Lesser Sudan Islands. They are pretty much certified killing machines. They can grow to be more than ten feet long, and can run up to 12 miles per hour, though some can go faster. And not to add to their terror, they are versatile swimmers and can swim up to ten miles per hour. Komodo Dragons not only have deadly bacteria in their mouths, but also a potent poison that can kill you in up to five hours. The Komodo prefer to bite their prey, and then wait for it to die. Eating this partially rotted carrion is why they have the deadly bacteria in their mouths. The Komodo Dragons have developed an antibody to the bacteria so it doesn't harm them. Even with these terrifying beast inhabiting the Lesser Sudan Islands, humans still live on the Islands. To adapt to this... convince, the people have built houses on stilts, so the Komodo can not get in their homes. But do not blame these creatures for being so terrifying, they evolved that way to help them survive. Instead of hating them, we should help save them. The Komodo Dragons are endangered, only 6,000 left. Please help save these magnificent creatures.
Komodo dragons are really cool!
A bitchy woman on her monthly cycle.
Hey Brad, do you wanna grab a beer tonight?
I can't! The wife has turned into a raggin dragon!
when you are flying and jerking off at the same time and you cum and it forms a cloud in the sky