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Adjective to describe an arrogant, conceited male who portrays himself as a major player with the ladies but when it comes to performing the sex act, he totally sucks at it and disappoints every chick that he fucks by cumming prematurely and blowing only a tiny, pathetic amount of jizz.
Allie: That baller you fucked last night must have been spectacular in bed, huh?
Brittney: No way! That loser was all fizz and no jizz!
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What men who watched the euro vision song contest in 1981 use as an excuse for when they have jizzed on a sofa.
Joanne: Steve! is that jizz on the sofa
Steve: No thats Orgasmic bucks fizz
A slo jizz fizz is that lazy piece of cum that pops out when you’re bent over putting your socks back on.
Lisa drank every drop of my cum, down to the slo jizz fizz.
When cocaine is blown into the asshole, followed by inserting a single ice cube, and then performing anal until the ice has melted
It was Sarah’s birthday, so Tim gave her a Frozen Fizz Tingle.
Fuzzy Fizz™ is the official drink of The Place, with over a million cans being sold each day. This is due in part to Johnny Slurpee-head's unfailing love of this same product. The Fuzzy Fizz Company's mascot, Fuzzo, can sometimes be seen around their factory south of The Place. Information about the ingredients and processes used to make Fuzzy Fizz are strictly confidential, and not available to the public at this time.
A manmade soda made from a mixture of male seamen and any type of cola by any man with a girl friend or wife. Then this drink is given to the male's partner with the partner not yet knowing there is cum in her drink. After drinking some of it, the woman should be suprised.
I just gave my wife a Jizzy Fizz Suprise and she gulped it down.
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Shaking out the last drops for a male urinating. Fizz refers to the urine flow slowing(fizzling out)at the end of urination. whiz refers to the urine.
I'm not writing on the wall, i'm just trying to fizz the whiz!
I gotta fizz the whiz man!
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