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When your mother has enough and puts on a strap-on
Oh god dont give me a mother ass fuck
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when a guys unerrectile penis is incerted into a bottle and then he has an errection then he has anal with another man or woman
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A while back my bf and i ran out of condoms so we started to bottle fuck then we were gonna have anal and his errect penis was too big to get out of the bottle so we bottle ass fucked
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a stupid driver that cuts you off or does something otherwise stupid in traffic. My wife came up with this one...
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Despite its spelling, it is used more like "Hell as Fuck" in both meaning and pronunciation- etymology and anthropological studies suggests that the "ass" was probably just added to increase the vulgarity of the phrase. It is used as a descriptive phrase to describe any noun which is "Hella Good/Bad" as "Holy Fuck", it can be used to describe both good things and bad things depending on context and how it is said- this is indicative of its origins as spoken vernacular.
That show was Hell ass Fuck! Shi-it!
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Opera is the only Person in the world who's truly a fucking big ass mother fucker. She's black and flat, so that's true fucking big ass mother fucker.
Opera is a fucking big ass mother fucker
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When your so good at ass fucking your considered a champion
steves so good at ass fucking my sphincter is sore, hes an ass fucking champion
A Lazy-ass fuck is a loser, plain and simple.
On the other hand, some theologians believe that it might also be code for God or HHVH. The origin of this belief goes back to the notorious 13th century « Lazy God Manuscript », in which it is reported that Aquinas himself declared at the Second Council of Lyon in 1274 : « Est possibile, quod Deus est, in modum pecus a praesepibus viis. », meaning : « It is possible that God is, in effect, a lazy-ass fuck. » The authenticity of the manuscript has been questioned during the 18th and 19th centuries, but it is considered genuine today. Aquinas was the first theologian to achieve Thug Life status.
Tony : God is the shit!
Abraham : I know! He managed to drown every living being on Earth in a one shot flood even though he’s the Lazy-Ass Fuck Supreme! Rock on YHVH!