gash pump

To temporarily inflate vaginal lips using a suction action sex toy made for the purpose.

Sex was great last night, susie well gash pumped her minge

Fish Gash

Nasty vagina

You could smell her fish gash after she took off her panties.

gash mask

1. a mask or respirator for the nose only, allowing the mouth/tongue to be used for the servicing of presumably maloderous female genitalia. Mask is of the 'hose and bag', M42 or 'WWI' style as most protective filters are too large to be inserted in the nostrils. 2. (field expediant) a pair of BCG's (Wiley SG-1's) and two cigarette filters, field stripped, inserted in the nostrils. 3. a necessity when warming up a female for coitus who has been away from base camp (and soap/water) for 3 days plus...

Cpl. Ernie: "I got that new blond E-3 in the back of the Frankenstein last night."

Spec. Burt: "Oh yeah, how was she?"

Cpl. Ernie:"Fuck-tastic, but she smelled so bad, I needed a GASH MASK."

gash leak

The act of releasing urine from a female's genitals.

'I'm just nipping off for a gash leak'.

Gash Card

1.Alternative method of payment to Cash in Strip Clubs during private dances. Refered to ironically. The swiping of a Credit Card against a womans shaven Gash to process the payment.

2.Feminine offering; offering sex as payment as a alternative to Cash

Example:

1.
Stipper: Do you want more?
Nick: I dont have any cash right now; can I use my Gash card instead?

2.
Landlord: I have come to collect the rent
Karen: Im broke; do you take Gash?
Landlord: Why, yes I do.

gash plaster

Sanitary towel. A sheet of plasticky cotton-wool with wings on it that you buy from the chemist, put inside womens undergarmetnts in order to catch all the bloody mess that comes out of the vagina during lady-time

Dude#1: Phew! Whats that smell?

Dude#2: Oh it's just Stacey. I think it's time to change her gash plaster.

Gash Stabber

To stab the gash of a lady garden.

Roberto was a real gash stabber when he penetrated Alysha's lady garden with all his might.