when driving thru the southern california desert on your way to las vegas, making stops at rest stops maybe smoke a cigarette or 2, stopping at gas stations and buying munchies for the road, blasing a great CD on your cd player having a great magical time on your way to the sin city driving thru one of the most amazing deserts
(cris) you got that joint?
(bob) yeah i do..
(cris) fire it up!! lets stop at that gas station to
get munchies for the desert trip
(bob) im down..
A woman with a dry vagina during sex.
Referring her vagina to a dry dessert
She was a desert fuck.
We ran out of lube and it became a desert fuck
When your dick has reached maximum dryness. The pinnacle of Blue Balls
I really need to get my dick wet tonight, ive been having desert dick for months now.
A desert castle is what terrorist(s) create in middle eastern countries to hide out. These castles are made up of nothing more than rocks, random pieces of metal, and garbage.
American Soldier 1: Where do you think the terrorist are hiding? American Soldier 2: Probably hiding in one of those desert castles in the middle of nowhere.
The United Kingdom, mainly England.
You cheeky bloke, you live in the dentist desert!
A desert ferret is a term used to describe a very boring person
That Danny is a proper desert ferret isn’t he
when you fuck so much with that hottie from next door or from affar that your balls are so empty & they end up feeling like a desert that you'll beg for drinking pussy waters
- " holy shit i spent the whole night with that hot neighbor and omfg my balls are drained"
- "shit he/she must've been hotter than a volcano to give you desert balls!!!!!"