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When you can't find good porn so you start watching the ads next to the video.
I couldn't find good porn on any site today without blowing my money, so then I started Ad Jerking.
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Jerk pie is a derogatory name used for a person.
Jerk pie was introduced into the world when Bad Boy Rapper, Ma$e used it on his 1997 album "Harlem World" on a track entitled "Take What's Yours": Word from the wise, niggas jerk pies, we hurt them guys
James is a jerk pie.
Quit being a jerk pie Wendy.
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To 'lurk' on someones facebook and or myspace page while masturbating vigorously.
getting some images for the spankbank.. gotta go lurk and jerk.
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1. To masturbate in a strenuous way
2. A session of jerking off
I had such a good Jerk-Out yesterday, my girlfriend got naked on webcam & I produced a quart of semen.
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When a man is about to enter a woman and the head enters the vagina, the woman grabs hold of the shaft, pulls it out, and slowly, sympathetically strokes the top of the man's penis.
I was about to fuck this girls pussyhole, but then she reverse jerked me, so I kicked her out of my house .
The Tuck and Jerk is performed when the internet is down or porn is unavailable. In this situation the male party tucks his genitals between his legs to resemble the genitals of a woman. He then takes a picture of this and uses it to masturbate. In effect a person is creating their own porn to jerk it to.
I need to buy a playboy. Last night the modem when down, so I had to Tuck and Jerk.
A porn theatre, like the one where Fred Willard got busted.
What's playing at the jerk joint?
Who cares, nobody's watching the screen.