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when you really want to jerk off, but someone like your sister, parents, or friends keep bothering you and won't leave you alone. It is very annoying and depressing.
I was trying to jerk off last night, but my sister kept telling me all these stories and she wouldn't leave me alone.
Wow, she was jerk blocking you all night.
Jerk pie is a derogatory name used for a person.
Jerk pie was introduced into the world when Bad Boy Rapper, Ma$e used it on his 1997 album "Harlem World" on a track entitled "Take What's Yours": Word from the wise, niggas jerk pies, we hurt them guys
James is a jerk pie.
Quit being a jerk pie Wendy.
To 'lurk' on someones facebook and or myspace page while masturbating vigorously.
getting some images for the spankbank.. gotta go lurk and jerk.
1. To masturbate in a strenuous way
2. A session of jerking off
I had such a good Jerk-Out yesterday, my girlfriend got naked on webcam & I produced a quart of semen.
When a man is about to enter a woman and the head enters the vagina, the woman grabs hold of the shaft, pulls it out, and slowly, sympathetically strokes the top of the man's penis.
I was about to fuck this girls pussyhole, but then she reverse jerked me, so I kicked her out of my house .
The Tuck and Jerk is performed when the internet is down or porn is unavailable. In this situation the male party tucks his genitals between his legs to resemble the genitals of a woman. He then takes a picture of this and uses it to masturbate. In effect a person is creating their own porn to jerk it to.
I need to buy a playboy. Last night the modem when down, so I had to Tuck and Jerk.
Masturbation, followed by a power nap. Also known as "Hollywood Nap."
Brian came back to the campfire after a 25 minute jerk nap in his tent.