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A blunt smoked Christmas eve usually consisting of very dank marijuana and wrapped in red and green colored hash
"last night i smoked a jingle bell blunt"
This is a man who hops a lot. He has a 4 Chan channel where he shows off his hopping skills.
Person 1: "Have you seen the brand new video from Jingle Hopper Jones?"
Person 2: "Yes, it's really great!"
A 5 year old girl named "stew" decides that she has had enough of this stupid so called "CHRISTMAS", so takes public transit to the town mall and shoots the mall santa directly in the left ball sack with an AK - 47, santa drops to his knees pain and stew walks into baby gap and buys herself a XL t- shirt even though shes a small... cause she just don't give a hecking damn.
mall santa: What the fuck just happened?
stew: I just jingled your bells bad bleep
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the feeling you get in your pelvic region when you drive fast over a small hill
wow when we hit that bump in the road i got tingles in my jingles
you got tingles in your jingles?
yeah
i got tingles in my jingles when i was molested at age 6
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This is when you can't get a Christmas song out of your head and are forced to make up new lyrics for it in order to keep it interesting.
Joe: Have you been to the mall lately?
Fred: Yeah, unfortunately I have dude, all I got was a bad case of Jingle Hell Rock.
Jingling your dingle is the act of punching someones ballsack like one of those ceiling mount boxing bags thats shaped like a teardrop.
I went to a party and someone asked "can I Jingle your Dingle?" I'm now in excruciating pain.
Jingling your dingle is when you punch a ballsack repeatedly like one of those teardrop shaped ceiling mount boxing bags.
someone at a party said, "can i jingle your dingle?" I am now in excruciating pain.