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The key to success or something great.
"Almond milk. Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Major key to success,”
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Someone who will not have a job after they graduate.
Whatever happened to Bobby?
He's homeless now.
Oh that's right, I forgot he's an english major.
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A "majority" derived by excluding those likely to disagree. The type of majority that voted in "President" Bush in 2000.
God plus oil plus a couple of goons equals a Florida majority.
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People who get degrees in clinical psychiatry, psychology, or counseling, in order to vent their perversions and oddities in a sanctioned (support or encouragement, as from public opinion or established custom) way.
X: "Lisa was molested once again by her shrink."
Y: "That rat is a major perv."
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A lamp in the shape of a leg.
Comes from the novel “In God We Trust, All Others Pat Cash” and it’s film adaptation “a Christmas Story”.
The Old Man: it’s a major award.
Onlooker: a major award... it looks like a lamp!
The Old Man: it is a lamp, you nincompoop, but it’s a major award!
3rd place contestent on who wants to be a superhero?
somethimes funny, always worring about his hair.
major victory-"call me mr. shiney pants!"
A person who can work any piece of technology perfectly. Not a nerd because has friends.
Robbie Jones your a major Tech