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When you strike out on Friday and Saturday night so you feel obligated to go out Sunday night and there's only 30% as much going on, but you meet the one girl who saves the whole weekend.
So I had to work Friday night, and Saturday was lame. I was worried that I wouldn't be getting any for another 5 days but I went out for a couple drinks tonight, and I had a Sunday Night Miracle with this random girl Michelle
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A miracle that only occurs when the clock strikes 420.
In all cases it will regard experiences with marijuana.
the weeds downstairs? It's a 4 20 miracle!
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The Three Second Miracle is one of the rarest events to take place on Earth. This is when a guy who should remain a perpetual virgin gets with a girl drunk enough to let him have sex with her. Then after inserting his penis, in all his glory, the man experiences the three second miracle, for never again will he have the opportunity to have sex.
Man: "Wow that was great"
Woman: "Wait what? your done already"
Man: "yea, it was like a three second miracle"
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When you connect with a song on such a deep level, you believe it can see into your soul. It reaches you in a way only miracles can.
"This song is a lyrical miracle."
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A girl that has tits and an ass that only a goddess would have
Allison is a miracle on two legs.
A sandwich made of only mayonnaise
He only had bread and mayo so he made a miracle whip sandwich
An extraordinary closing event in a cutting match that shuts your opponent right the fuck up.
Hey man do you remember when Cole Biscuit got slammed at the fish bowl like a Miracle Whip Faggot.