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Peter #1: Did you know that I love to make love to old mules?
Max #2: Really?
Peter #1: YES!
Max #2: Man I never knew you were a Mule Humper.
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When a woman's sex organs prolapse, and form a long protrusion.
Not a large following as a sexual fetish; not heavily popularised.
"Ha. That woman's got a dong."
"No. It's something much worse. I've been told that: after a really good pounding... when it's all hanging out... If it gets cold real quick or you startle her...then... she gets hard. She calls it her mule's finger."
"Eww"
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A chick that fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
I thought this girl looked good in the dark, but come to find out that she was a straight up desert mule in the light.
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When you smuggle drugs up sex slaves ass.
My brother just got arrested in Mexico for packing the mule.
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A rusty mule is when a dude fucks his girl when she's on her period and gets blood all over his dick, and then takes a nap, and the blood dries on his dick. And then he wakes up all horny and shit and fucks her from behind, like a mule.
Girl #1: " did you bang Chad, or were you on your period?"
Girl #2: "Yass queen, we banged even though I'm on the rag, he's into it. He gave me a rusty mule, and I loved it.
Girl #1: "What a gentleman."
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The act of inserting your penis into ones mouth after the performance of anal sex. Preferably done to hood rats, not your main girl.
Alex gave me a brown mule last night and I think I liked it!
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an individual who carries at least two cases of beer for the benefit of others.
The Cooker: "Pete Dick can be a real prick sometimes, but boy he is one useful beer mule."
TP: "Yep, you can always count on him to carry serious quantities of beer."
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