table muscle

someone's huge belly.

You see bronco def's table muscle? I bet he weigh 350 and could stay at the buffet all day long!

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Coffee Table

A white girl who has absolutely no ass whatsoever.

So flat, you could put some coffee on it and call it a coffee table

Daamn, that bitch got a coffee table , no ass whatsoever

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Table Texting

When people covertly (or not) text message someone in their immediate vicinity because they are lazy, strange, or don't want other people knowing what they're talking about. - Most often noticed occurring in restaurants after the clubs/bars close (like iHop, Denny's, Truck Stop, etc...)

I can't believe Robert is texting that girl sitting across the table from him, instead of just talking to her. But remember, he is the King of Table Texting.

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table chef

a person who can not order off the menu but feels compeled to rewrite it to their own untrained creations

the table chef on 43 wants gorgonzola sauce with here fish

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table vac

Someone who snorts drugs.

"Kenny's been using speed again!"
"Yeah, he's becoming a real table vac"

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card table

A sexual act involving two men playing cards on a woman's back whilst pummeling her from both ends.

"You fancy getting your wife involved in our little game this weekend. We'll use her as the card table again."

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hen table

This term was once used by a Newfoundlander in a conversation. He used this term in place of "end table". See example to see the true meaning.

J.P. "Snook, where's your remote?"

Snook "Onda hen table."

J.P. "WHERE?"

Snook "Over onda hen table!"

J.P. "Spell that for me.....hen table???"

Snook "H-E-N table.....hen table."

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