Pedophile Lumberjack

A professional man, who, in the course of his daily duties, dons shorts with high-top work boots and white crew socks.

If I wore sneakers with my shorts I wouldn't look like a "Pedophile Lumberjack;" the public would be grateful.

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Agro-pedophile

A person who likes to eat young vegetables. For example not entirely ripe potatoes, onions, or green fruits that shouldn't be green.

That guy is a total agro-pedophile! Every Easter he buys a ton of green onion.

Pedophile Legs

When you have hairy legs from the knee down, but don’t grow any hair on your thighs.

“Thank god I only have to shave from the knee down, because I have pedophile legs”

pedofileren (to pedophilize)

Dutch: When you are being unlawfully portrayed as a pedophile by Hollands one and only "pedophile hunter" Yvonne van Hertum. Any person not agreeing with the strategies or visions of this hunter is pedophilized or pedo-friend-alized, which means you are profiled as a friend of pedophiles.

I was chatting with Yvonne van Hertum, and now I am pedophilized.

Je moet oppassen met chatten, er zijn hunters die je zo pedofileren (to pedophilize).

I heard about the dutch pedophile hunters, I don't agree with their tactics. This made me a pedo-friend in their eyes, I feel pedo-friend-alized.

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Pedophile Goggles

Slang for aviators and thought to reflect the stereotype that pedophiles and other Sexual Predators often wear big mirrored aviators when stalking their prey. Could also be loosely applied to State Troopers and creepy highway patrol police officers.

"Hand me my pedophile goggles I'm going to the park."

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pedophilic fishfingers

1. Old farts who hang around playgrounds looking for "fishfingers."
2. Pedophiles with fingers that smell like fish.

Bruce: Son, stay away from that old man, he is another one of those pedophilic fishfingers.
Son: Shouldn't we help him Dad?
Bruce: That's exactly what he wants.

Amanda: Ewww, gross. Have you taken a whiff of his pedophilic fish fingers.
Susan: I know, the last girl he played with must have smelt aweful.
Jess: Hey, my vag doesn't smell that bad!

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australian pedophile

Any person (typically male) that prefers small breasts on a woman.

- Based off of the hilarious internet filter the Australian government is imposing on its citizens. Pornography featuring women with small breasts is considered child porn.

Guy 1: Man, those tits are too big.

Guy 2: What are you, an Australian pedophile?

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