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A good man who would make a somewhat good president but won't be elected because America won't allow a third party to gain political office. If he would choose either Republican or Democrat then he might have a chance except Republicans won't accept him because he's not rich or stuck up and Democrats won't accept him because he's not a freak or of a minority group.
Cmpaign now: Ralph Nader '08!
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A verb used to describe the act of completely butchering a picture or advertisement in Photoshop, specifically in drastically changing the anatomy of a model.
Term originated on PhotoshopDisasters.blogspot.com when a Ralph Lauren ad was posted and criticized, and Ralph Lauren tried to file a ridiculous lawsuit against PSD for it.
The proportion of her head to her pelvis is anatomically impossible; they totally Ralph Lauren'd that picture.
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Premier of Alberta. Debt-eliminator. Implementor of progressive policy leading to superior wealth creation opportunities for all Albertans.
Known in some quarters as King Ralph.
Thanks to Ralph Klein, Alberta is debt-free and unlike Saskatchewan, is also free of communism.
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To vomit after one consumes an overwhelming amount of alcohol. It is usually said in a mocking manner after a fellow party goer loses the contents of his stomach. Instead of saying "I ralphed." , you say, "I met Raplh."
'Ralph' and 'Ralf' can be interchangable. The origin of 'Ralph' comes from the sound one makes when they throw up, "RRRAAAAAALLLLPH!!"
"I heard you met Raplh last night, huh?"
"If I keep drinking at this pace, I'm gonna meet Raplh."
"Hey did you hear? Bill met Ralph last night."
"If you want me to drink all those forties, I'm gonna have to introduce you to Ralph."
meet Ralph
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The act of spontaneously vomiting a rainbow, most notably when an individual’s level of thankfulness and/or excitement/joy in regards to being thankful reaches an overwhelming level. It is the highest level of thanks one person can give to another.
Thank you so much. This is so awesome, I could just rainbow ralph.
Kenneth was so excited, he rainbow ralphed.
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Biggest assclown in American politics. A man that continues to run in presidential elections knowing that he will receive less than 10% of the vote. Preaches on how the green party rules and the corporations of America must be taken down because they oppress the American people. A shriveling skeleton that refuses to give up and can debatably be called the reason that Al Gore lost to George Bush and put America in the shithole it happens to be in right now. Was born in 1934 and now at the ripe age of 74 is making his 5th run at the presidency. Ralph Nader will never win, he will only suck votes away from perfectly qualified candidates like Barrack Obama that would swing this country around for the better. If Nader stays in the running for president in 2008 it is likely we could have another 2000 election where the republican will win and most likely bring about the complete and utter destruction of the United States.
Why is Ralph Nader running? he'll never win.
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