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A cop who pulls you over for some sort of violation and walks up to your car with a stick of salami in his hands slapping it back and forth with salami sunglasses on with holes that were poked out by the cop's finger.
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The salami dick is a gigantic log-like red penis that has the ability to shapeshift. In solid form it retains its natural shape, but on the owner's will it can transform into whatever it wishes, all while retaining its purple-ish, red color.
Yo, I love having a salami dick, when I didn't have a blender I used it as the blender to make my protein shakes in the morning.
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Buttsamis Salamis...otherwise known as BS....it's a rare disease in which a person tells their friend they will call them back but in fact they have no recollection of the conversation and go about their daily day like nothing has happend....and it makes them gay....very very gay
Joe: I called Sam earlier to hang out and he said yea but he had to do something first and then he'd call me back but that was 2 days ago.
Dan: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week
Mike: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week
Everyone: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week
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When two or more people are involved in a sexual act and two or more people have penises.
Shauna was in a salami sandwich last night with Joel and Craig.
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yet another definition used to say that a man is gay. literally saying that he slams another man's salami.
Bob - "Shit man, what's up with John lately?"
Frank - "Oh he's just upset that he realised he's a salami slammer"
Bob - "LMAO"
Frank - "hahaha, Burn on that retard!!"
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the act of pounding your dick on the girls vagina until your penis look like salami
I gave my girl a salami sam and then she got grossed and i slapped that bitch
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When a girl goes down on you and tries to unbutton your pants, whilst you have a raging boner. The act of unbuttoning the trousers is a sensual release and an immediate shock, sometimes resulting in your rustic pork tenderloin smashing her in the face. The sound is quite amusing.
Dude that bitch loved it when she found my Hidden Salami
Ohh mate, I bet she swallowed your beef wellington after that!
She loved my steak hitting her face!
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