Jew sword

The incredibly strong plasma sword in halo2. After gettin killed by this sword, you can't help but feel like you got jew sworded.

Moments after Tom started humping the enemy corpse he was jew sworded in the back.

Bob: You retard
Billy: Yea i got jew sworded

Team A: did you remove jew swords?
Team B: no
Team A: fuck

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Shit Sword

1. Object used to fill in college essays that have come up short of the minimum amount of words.

1. ...in conclusion, George Washington is, and always will be, and american icon......Shit Sword.

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meat sword

a large human penis

let me stab you with my meat sword, bitch

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Sword fight

The act of two knights battling in a melee duel.

Perverts...

King Arthur, for certain, participated in many sword fights.

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Sword fight

When two men that are gay fight with there dicks in a sexual way!

Hey wanna have a sword fight? Take off your pants man and let's have a sword fight !

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laser sword

Jedahi and seths carry dis wepon and fite each otha

cyborg man loves stealing laser swords.

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blood sword

Your cock after having sex with a girl on her period, covered in blood.

Ben: "I've shagged a girl on a period before..."
Tom: "Ewww, What the fuck man!?"
Jak: "BLOOD SWORD!"

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