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Short people with dark skin that happen to not be smart. Over confident in every way. The women age like hell. Most of all Any German stands at least two heads above those swine. Pretty much the only good thing they have is their Actors. Other than that Germany owns their cars , Hitler owns Mussolini , and Italians are just women when they fight wars.

Meh Gibson is not Italian.

by Screw the poles April 4, 2007

35πŸ‘ 101πŸ‘Ž


Italians

Natives of a sunny country shaped like a boot which borders on the Mediterranean sea, this country was once the heart of the Roman Empire. The modern Italian is the least appealing of the European peoples who combine natural criminal propensities with an attitude of slavish idolatry toward that Whore of Rome, the Pope. A number of Italians have moved to the United States where they amuse themselves though organized crime and stuffing their grease faces with pasta at the Olive Garden.

When speaking, the Italians gesture frantically with their hands in an attempt to distract your gaze from their ugly
faces-upon which are clearly etched the marks of their moral and intellectual degeneracy. They cannot stop stealing, and will sometimes go so far as to steal money that is rightfully theirs from the pockets of their own trousers even as they wear them. Worse yet, they rarely
catch themselves doing so.

Otherwise, they amuse themselves by kidnapping the neighbor's children, voting for Communists, and staying out on strike, where they've been since the 1940s. On the field of battle they are abject cowards, and in the kitchen they're enthralled with bruised tomatoes and
the noodle only.

Italians are also known as Dagos, Wops, Greaseballs and Guineas.

by 111 August 7, 2006

71πŸ‘ 239πŸ‘Ž


italian

a sex position
the guy penetrates the girlΒ΄s axilla

derived from former italy, when pre-marriage sex was strictly forbidden

Baby, letΒ΄s do it Italian style...

by Chris January 8, 2005

40πŸ‘ 129πŸ‘Ž


Italians

Italians are only the people who live in Italy. Others are American, Argentinian,Brasilian etc..

Most of the definitions of Italians is given by Italian Americans here who don't know a flying fuck of Italy and most of them have not either 1\4 of italian ancestry. Infact , when i've been in Usa for holyday, there were a lot of Indians and middle easterns claiming they were from Italy and many dumb angloes believed that.

The olive skin or the all year tan, the wavy brown or black hair, and the brown eyes are things most Italian american have because they are not real Italians but mostly mutts as many americans are.

Italians from ITALY in winter are pale, unless they don't use artifcial tan, they don't give a fuck about John Gotty, Guidos and fettuccine Alfredo, all part of a Usa subculture, they don't eat the crap Italian american eat, they don't grease their hair, and everyone has not at all dark hair and brown eyes but even blonde and blue eyes.

What i mean is that you have to forget what Italian americans say about here, probably because many are not even 1\10 italians, never set foot in Italy and the wannabe wish to be Italians and depict us as they like most.

Btw many retards here would realize that Italians and Italians americans are 2 different things once in Italy. Unfortunately many Italians americans ruined the image of Italy all over the world, and not only them, even the idiot wannabes who claim to be Italians but aren't.

To the english guy above you can suck my balls you fucking rotten theet smelly engaylish. You are overhelmed by Pakistanis, you should worry about them you slimey retard.

italyitaliansreal italians are in italy not in UsarenaissanceIf a guy that looks like Paulie DJ tells he is italian don't believe him, he's a fake italian just like Snooki who is chilean

by Latinorum October 17, 2013

4πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Italian

A lame people that claim to be better than everyone else and switch around words. All of there foods are sauce, cheese, anf noodles or dough.
Germans are better.

Hey, pass the gravy for the spaghetti, will you?

Italians are lame.

by Hail Hitler? February 20, 2009

18πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


Italian

Someone who's born in Italy from Italian parents. All the others are just wannabe-Italians.

A Italian is usually someone who consider himself better than the others just because of his nationality, but that doesn't take into account the fact that he has really nothing to brag about his country, beside food and sport-cars (beautiful men and women can be found everywhere).
Usually a proud Italian is someone that never leaved his country.

Outside Italy, Italians are super-nationalists and feel themselves like part of a big family. In Italy, however, Italians are far from being a compact population. North, center and south-Italians despise each other, and sometimes they also loathe people coming from nearby cities due to small and insignificant cultural differences.

The Italian population is one of the most stereotyped in the world, although few stereotypes are actually true for the most.

An Italian is generally a terrible tourist, always bitching about the superiority of Italian food and refusing to know the local culture.

Italians usually suck when it comes to learn and speak foreign languages.

- I am Italian: my grandfather was born in Sicily. -
- So your grandfather was Italian. You are just a wannabe Italian, instead. -

by Ghaladh July 19, 2011

9πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Italian

1. People hailing from Italy, a European country on on the Mediterranean Sea.

2. People of Italian descent, generally boastful of their heritage and excessively aggressive although they really have no reason to be. Overly proud and arrogent,they presume themselves to be better than anyone else.

"Don't mess with me man, I'm Italian, you don't know what you're getting yourself into"

"But you were born in America, your Dad owns a resturaunt down the street. In fact I've never even seen you in a fight that you've won."

"So what? I'm Italian!"

"Remember what happened to the Italians in World War II? Your bragging rights are herby revoked."

by Lars368 May 3, 2009

9πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž